Skilled Achievement Players Vs. Gliched Achievement Players!

[TWE SHELLSHOCKR]

I only perfer playing with Skilled ppl who have completed the harder achievements the long way not the gliched way because 95 percent of the players that have gotten it that way sucked badly when i played with them.... Anybody on here solid? you can catch me on XBL trying to get Nothing Special only....

GT: TWE SHELLSHOCKR

[CoverlessTech]

Don't you already have a post pretty much just like this not even half way down the front page?

[TWE SHELLSHOCKR]

Does it matter noob? i have read your topic you GLITCHER

[POTTENI]

You're only a true MAN if you have all the achievements.

[oI FlapJack Io]

Does it matter noob
First of all why are you talking like a nerd
Second of all yes it does matter considering its in the rules
Third of all yeah add me my Gt is oI FLapjack Io
i dont have the achievments on my acount cause my xbox is broke right now but i have some of them on my brother inlaws 360 and i dont cheat

[CoverlessTech]

Does it matter noob? i have read your topic you GLITCHER


I haven't glitched any of my achievements at all. They are all legit, I am trying to get some people to get Nothing Special and I am willing to glitch it after dozens of failed attempts.

After looking at your achievements I would be VERY surprised if you didn't glitch. You have all the multiplayer ones but not the 5000 damage? Hard to believe. I had 5000 in my third match. You really mean to tell me your grabbing multiple people with smokers and hunters, boomering all ther guys, killing everyone as the tank, ect but haven't done 5000 damage? I call impossible. You are the glitcher here.

[oI FlapJack Io]

After looking at your achievements I would be VERY surprised if you didn't glitch. You have all the multiplayer ones but not the 5000 damage? Hard to believe. I had 5000 in my third match. You really mean to tell me your grabbing multiple people with smokers and hunters, boomering all ther guys, killing everyone as the tank, ect but haven't done 5000 damage? I call impossible. You are the glitcher here.
Owned

[TWE SHELLSHOCKR]

First of all why are you talking like a nerd
Second of all yes it does matter considering its in the rules
Third of all yeah add me my Gt is oI FLapjack Io
i dont have the achievments on my acount cause my xbox is broke right now but i have some of them on my brother inlaws 360 and i dont cheat

Thats because i am a Nerd! and nothing wrong with being smart man!

[TWE SHELLSHOCKR]

I haven't glitched any of my achievements at all. They are all legit, I am trying to get some people to get Nothing Special and I am willing to glitch it after dozens of failed attempts.

After looking at your achievements I would be VERY surprised if you didn't glitch. You have all the multiplayer ones but not the 5000 damage? Hard to believe. I had 5000 in my third match. You really mean to tell me your grabbing multiple people with smokers and hunters, boomering all ther guys, killing everyone as the tank, ect but haven't done 5000 damage? I call impossible. You are the glitcher here

Really i never played a full campaign on versus at all just got a couple of friends to help me get most of those achievements on versus by just standing there..... I've based majority of my time by playing the campaign modes for the harder achievements and Nothing Special right now for me is top priorty and 5000 pts of damage is easy to get on Versus playing against Randoms or Friends.... all of my achievements are legit man! play with me sometime and you will see how good my skill lvl is.

[L3banese_Maf1a]

just got a couple of friends to help me get most of those achievements on versus by just standing there...
all of my achievements are legit man!

hmm... when u said u didnt glitch i thought u meant u got all ur achievements the right way-- by playing normally...

[Bobic]

First of all why are you talking like a nerd
Second of all yes it does matter considering its in the rules
Third of all yeah add me my Gt is oI FLapjack Io
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1092/picture0801lt.jpg (http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/1092/picture0801lt.jpg)
Muthafuckas got three goddamn reasons

[sir monster]

op needs to linger more and post less.

also, for the record. achievments do not, and have never been a reflection of skill, so this thread is pretty much fail.

[ryfry99]

HAI GUYZ I HATE CHEATERZ BUT I AM ONE 2

[LordBhorak]

Oh, come on... isn't this allready 3rd thread about the almost same goddamn thing? Are you physically incapable of keeping your posts in the same topic, which you made on the subject? Even after getting the subtle hint by the mods in form of getting your 2nd topic locked.

You cannot be taken seriously. You might be a good player, but your ego... sheesh. Wouldn't want to play with you.

[CoverlessTech]

just got a couple of friends to help me get most of those achievements on versus by just standing there.....

And thats legit? Legit would be doing it the hard way. Heck thats worst then the dashboard glitch because at least with that you still have to avoid getting hit and use some skill. The way you got those where completely cheap and took no skill.

I don't even know what to say to you except, and I've never meant this more in my entire life, you suck.

[sir monster]

I've never meant this more in my entire life, you suck.
hah. your life sucks.
this is a game. the achievments are meaningless. the game plays the same if you have them or not. that being the case, who cares how you get them, the only value to them is that which you apply yourself. you got them the hard way. good for you, also, who cares? not me, and not anyone else. try taking the game and these meaningless "achievments" a little less seriously.

wow, so apparently i read SHELLSHOCKR's posts wrong.

my mistake.

Shell. let me now then introduce you to something called the "quote" button. its simple. highlight the text you want to quote, then hit the "quote" button on the top of their post. this does wonders with making your posts easy to understand so that dipshits like me who cant read minds so well know what you are saying.

[CoverlessTech]

sir monster I really don't think you know what the hell you are talking about. Take a reading comprehension class or something. You are quoting parts of his post that are(suppose to be) quotes.

Also I said he sucks because he sucks(as a person). Not anything to do with the achievements. The achievements just show me what kind of person he is. And how the hell does that mean my life sucks? Your not making any sense.

[sir monster]

Also I said he sucks because he sucks(as a person). Not anything to do with the achievements. The achievements just show me what kind of person he is. And how the hell does that mean my life sucks? Your not making any sense.
your life sucks because its boring, for example when it comes to thinking something sucks, youve never encountered anything worse than: compete stranger plays game different than i do, effects me none.

just saying, maybe you should spice it up a bit. go out and meet people, i mean seriously, have you seen some of those people, some of them dont even play left 4 dead. isnt that a lot worse than playing it "wrong"? and maybe he does suck as a person, but you are talking about the achievements because thats what this thread is about and that is all you know about this person. dont lie to me, i hate liars.


also, sorry bout the misread but with the lack of quotes can i really be blamed? yes, i can. but i will hide behind the excuse: ive been alternating between opening at 7am and closing at 12:30 am for two weeks so im hardly in any state of mind to pass this here reading comprehension exam.

[CoffeeImusthaveit]

AWESOME THREAD

10 POINTS // A+

OP Is a very skilled player!

Will read again!

[JediShoki]

omg i want the last 5 minutes of my life back.. why the f--- did I read this thread... I'm gonna go play some more l4d instead.

mods should save others the pain of accidentally reading this thread and just delete it.

[CoverlessTech]

your life sucks because its boring, for example when it comes to thinking something sucks, youve never encountered anything worse than: compete stranger plays game different than i do, effects me none.

just saying, maybe you should spice it up a bit. go out and meet people, i mean seriously, have you seen some of those people, some of them dont even play left 4 dead. isnt that a lot worse than playing it "wrong"? and maybe he does suck as a person, but you are talking about the achievements because thats what this thread is about and that is all you know about this person. dont lie to me, i hate liars.

The couple of dozen post I've read by him has told me more about him then any other loser I've meet. I generally don't take time to get to know people who suck, when I meet someone who sucks I just don't bother so I can't really tell how high they rate on the suck meter. This guy however has shown us all how much he sucks.

Also you really want to go around assuming anything about my life? Don't you know anything about the internet?

Again I'm not saying he sucks because he plays the game different. The way he plays the game(glitches) then comes on the forum saying people who glitch suck and aren't good players is the reason he sucks

.but you are talking about the achievements because thats what this thread is about because thats what this thread is about and that is all you know about this person dont lie to me, i hate liars.

so lets see here.
1) read the above paragraph
2)because thats what this thread is about and that is all you know about this person
and
your life sucks because

Great job asshat.

[Dr_Stinglock]

I only perfer playing with Skilled ppl who have completed the harder achievements the long way not the gliched way because 95 percent of the players that have gotten it that way sucked badly when i played with them.... Anybody on here solid? you can catch me on XBL trying to get Nothing Special only....

GT: TWE SHELLSHOCKR


Hey Mr Genius I have a question for you, how can you tell if someone has glitched their achievements or not?

I mean apart from the obvious 'takeafkinglook' method here that CoverlessTech found

You have all the multiplayer ones but not the 5000 damage? Hard to believe. I had 5000 in my third match. You really mean to tell me your grabbing multiple people with smokers and hunters, boomering all ther guys, killing everyone as the tank, ect but haven't done 5000 damage? I call impossible. You are the glitcher here.

Seriously funny stuff.

Someone please revoke his posting permissions.

[CoffeeImusthaveit]

woo woo I am a internet tough guy with a 20 inch e-penis.
I am better then you all just because I am TWE SHELLSHOCKR !!!

Fear me!

I glitch myself for my own achievements but that doesnt matter since my skill is godly anyway, you cant beat me, I AM THE BEST.
One such as yourself can never ever reach my skill level.

Thats okay, Im used to people gasping at my insane skill.

[Viracocha72]

just got a couple of friends to help me get most of those achievements on versus by just standing there
all of my achievements are legit man!

you sir are a huge stinking pile of phail!!

[OneKplus337]

Quoting: TWE SHELLSHOCKR
Does it matter noob

First of all why are you talking like a nerd

LAWL GO SEE: http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?actio n=vthread&forum=3&topic=7952 (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=3&topic=7952)

[iKissedABoomer]

Dont you have like 4 of these topics already?

Play the game for fun you gamerscore whoring waster.

[MonsterR89]

@sir monster

nuff said.

[lobdude]

i boosted for some achievents like: crowned, blind luck, burn the witch, towering inferno, and my favorite protechnic. am i a noob???????????
:) :) :)

[MartialTrooper]

I don't understand people that think they're SO smart, but cant take hints as to nobody on the forum liking them...

[Infest0125]

Shocker... Don't you think you've been obsessing over getting all the achievements just a LITTLE too much?

Everytime I log onto XBL, whenever I see you you'll be doing campaign on easy to once again attempt to get these near impossible achievements. Don't ya think it's time to just call it quits at least for now and ya know... Play the game for fun again?

BTW have you come any closer to Nothing Special since last time I played with you?

[Grieverlionhart]

After looking at your achievements I would be VERY surprised if you didn't glitch. You have all the multiplayer ones but not the 5000 damage? Hard to believe. I had 5000 in my third match. You really mean to tell me your grabbing multiple people with smokers and hunters, boomering all ther guys, killing everyone as the tank, ect but haven't done 5000 damage? I call impossible. You are the glitcher here.

Weird enough 5000 was the last one I got, you can pounce people and smokem but I got punched off and escaped and the toungue just lets go on its own quite alot, boomer one was lucky and 4 dipshits stood by the car alarm on 1st no mercy map hoping to not hit it so i become tank and flip the fucker into them

[CoverlessTech]

^ doesn't matter. He confessed to glitching them. That was the point of the post, bait to lure him into saying it.

None of his achievements can be considered legit.

[Bizarro]

Who cares? It's a video game.

You should take out your frustration in sports.

owait

[CoverlessTech]

I care because this guy came on here posting threads about "expert" players who don't glitch because "glitchers all suck". Then makes this thread devoted to how much glitchers suck, THEN confesses that he is a glitcher.

He should be hung out to dry if you ask me.

[iKissedABoomer]

Fun?

No such thing.

[JediDwag]

Hmmm....

Sounds like people comparing their Dick Hats.

I'm just playing the game to enjoy it. I haven't gone out of my way to get any of the achievements except the one where you play with just pistols because I wanted to try doing that.

I just play the game to have fun. I'm sure I'll go out and get the rest of them sometime, but not having all the achievements doesn't mean anything. A good sense of teamwork, fun, and good humor is far more important.

[iH8lazyDead]

I'm just playing the game to enjoy it. I haven't gone out of my way to get any of the achievements except the one where you play with just pistols because I wanted to try doing that.
ditto, the fun is in the challenge. i don't know of anyone that cares all that much for them as far as bragging rights or anything. but getting the tougher ones legit can be intense. especially the one where you can't use medpacks and someone leaves the game then you have to kill/dodge the ai that constantly tries to heal you. bill got me on the BH finale, the bastard >:(

[iKissedABoomer]

Ai are bastards for Auto Heal.

We got a nifty plan though.

me and my friends. Turned it to expert. Shot them. Turned it to easy.. continued.

We dont need that damn AI.

[Ridley]

The OP should be shot...

disgrace to all humans everywhere

[CoverlessTech]

Ai are bastards for Auto Heal.

We got a nifty plan though.

me and my friends. Turned it to expert. Shot them. Turned it to easy.. continued.

We dont need that damn AI.

Just take out your own med pack. When you have a med pack in your hand the AI wont try to heal you.

[iKissedABoomer]

WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS!

I SHOT ZOEY IN THE FACE LIKE 6 TIMES A GAME!

[lobdude]

o yeah i also boosted for her closet, ground cover, spinal tap, brain salad, dead stop, clean kill, and safty first

[Geiss]

Just take out your own med pack. When you have a med pack in your hand the AI wont try to heal you.

The thing is you might not get it out fast enough to stop them. Load slowly to the next chapter? The bot could have already healed you before you finished connecting. :(

[MartialTrooper]

Ive never seen more of a hypocrite in my life...

[CoverlessTech]

The thing is you might not get it out fast enough to stop them. Load slowly to the next chapter? The bot could have already healed you before you finished connecting. :(

Make sure you have it in your hands when the door closes. Also when they are healing you if you take your own out they will stop.

Ether way it's easier then switching to expert and killing them.

[7oXic]

WHY WAS I NOT TOLD THIS!

I SHOT ZOEY IN THE FACE LIKE 6 TIMES A GAME!
I lol'd

[DoGZaO]

just got a couple of friends to help me get most of those achievements on versus by just standing there

yeah, cuz that's a legit way of getting an achievement bro

[MartialTrooper]

Because, obviously making your friends help you cause your bad at the game isn't cheating.

[DDRKhat]

[quote=CoverlessTech
After looking at your achievements I would be VERY surprised if you didn't glitch. You have all the multiplayer ones but not the 5000 damage? Hard to believe. I had 5000 in my third match. You really mean to tell me your grabbing multiple people with smokers and hunters, boomering all ther guys, killing everyone as the tank, ect but haven't done 5000 damage? I call impossible. You are the glitcher here.Owned[/quote]All of the multiplayer achievements are as thus;

Lamb 2 Slaughter - As an Infected, incap a Survivor who has entered and left a safe room. - Dmg required? 100
All 4 Dead - Kill all four Survivors in one life while playing as a Tank. - Dmg required? 400 (You can leave them to bleed to death while incapped)
Double Jump - Pounce two different Survivors in one life as a Hunter. - Dmb required? 0 (You can get shoved straight off, dealing no damage, but still registering as a pounce.)
Barf Bagged - Cover four Survivors with Boomer bile at once. - Dmg required? 0 (You do not damage, it summons a horde, quite possible for them to take no damage from this)
Chain Smoker - Constrict two Survivors in one life as a Smoker. - Dmg required? 0 (You just need to constrict them, not damage them, similar to Double Jump)
Big Drag - Drag a Survivor 100 feet with your tongue. - Dmg required? 0 (You just need to drag them a huge ass distance.

So, let's total the REQUIRED damage above.
100 + 400 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0.
Now, assuming my maths is not wrong, that totals at 500 leaving you a whole 4500 to be obtained towards "Dead Wreckening" so it's quite possible to get all of the above multi-player only achievements, without achieving the below;
Dead Wreckening - Dole out 5000 total Survivor damage as a Special Infected. - Dmg required? 5000

p.s achievements tell nothing about the player, only the account. I could have achieved all of the achievements then let a complete newbie play on my account, is that going to instantly make them pro? No.

Thank you and good day.

[Bozeefus]

woo woo I am a internet tough guy with a 20 inch e-penis.
I am better then you all just because I am TWE SHELLSHOCKR !!!

Fear me!

I glitch myself for my own achievements but that doesnt matter since my skill is godly anyway, you cant beat me, I AM THE BEST.
One such as yourself can never ever reach my skill level.

Thats okay, Im used to people gasping at my insane skill.

I think i smell a..........Troll/Spammer

[CrAnKeDHigH]

I think i smell a..........Troll/Spammer

WTF are you reviving an 8 month old thread just to call someone a troll?

[Crack5800]

Really...why revive this??? As CrAnKeD said anyways....it's 8 months old...pointless...Bozeefus you fail

[ThoughtThinking]

Wow this thread.....
Just wow.
The derail in this thread was funny yet full of fail.

[Deadly]

3: Do not bump old topics without a legitimate reason.