Noob ?!? Wtf

[oI FlapJack Io]

I dont get it why do people say nube, noob. nub or newb its the most idiotic nerdiest thing I have ever heard, really people stop embaresing yourselves

[binge]

You just embaressed yourself with this newbtopic

[oI FlapJack Io]

You just embaressed yourself with this newbtopic
hahahahahaha wow i walked into that

[Plappy]

Only a nub would make such a topic as this....

You had it coming lol

[oI FlapJack Io]

nub
Again What The Hell stop being nerdy
Ok i call no nerd( its kinda like no homo but about nerds there both just as bad)

[arsis]

Is joining and posting on the forums of a website for a game not nerdy?

[Hidden8x2]

Makes 2 extremely annoying topics a day

[CoverlessTech]

Ok i call no nerd( its kinda like no homo but about nerds there both just as bad)

Are you saying being a nerd and or homo is bad? What are you, some sort of uber bigot?

I agree that "n00b" is damn stupid but so is calling someone a "nerd". It's essentially the same.

[Xanase]

Calling someone a nerd on the Internet just makes them feel more welcome.

[Mustacio]

meh i hate wen people say newb and shit, just sounds ridiculous but i put up with it. but then again some people say noob just to make fun of the r-tards that are actually serious wen they say such a nerdy word

[Slitka]

your a noob

[oI FlapJack Io]

Is joining and posting on the forums of a website for a game not nerdy?
no its called being bored has hell at home with shit all to do

[Psyche]

This guy is dumb, its a word people use on the internet, if you haven't noticed yet, you're on the internet.
also noob.

[Thor-axe]

I'm a complete noob(newb, nub, nube, n00b) and making this thread just confirmed it.
Fix'd

[oI FlapJack Io]

This guy is dumb, its a word people use on the internet, if you haven't noticed yet, you're on the internet.
also noob.
yeah ok what ever you say nerd and btw its not only on the computer if you got out of your house once and awhile or if you had a 360 you would notice nerds like you say it more than just on the computer dumbass
Fix'd
ok just because i insulted your favorite saying doesnt meen you have to get angry nerd

Hey everyone i found thor-axe in a video
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-CA&brand=sy mpatico&vid=f0824518-d6e5-4c47-9924-9f5c22fcc39f (http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-CA&brand=sympatico&vid=f0824518-d6e5-4c47-9924-9f5c22fcc39f)

[Cyanyde]

I'd rather be a nerd than a newb.

[oI FlapJack Io]

good for you
hey nerds dont make me go jack bower on your ass
No Nerd

[Psyche]

I have never heard anyone say the word outloud, and of course people on Xbox Live are going to say it, the XBL community is full of idiots, In short, you must hang around with a bunch of idiots.

[l4dfan]

itt faggots/retards

[Psyche]

More like ITT: A retarded faggot.
Did you just make a Jack B joke? You're contradicting yourself.

[oI FlapJack Io]

I have never heard anyone say the word outloud, and of course people on Xbox Live are going to say it, the XBL community is full of idiots, I have come to the conclusion that you must hang around with a bunch of idiots.
o yeah of course considering you play with your friends and people you actually no compaired to the computer were its mostly random people or your nerd friends for dungeons and dragons

[Thor-axe]

ok just because i insulted your favorite saying doesnt meen you have to get angry nerd

Hey everyone i found thor-axe in a video
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-CA&brand=sy (http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-CA&brand=sy) mpatico&vid=f0824518-d6e5-4c47-9924-9f5c22fcc39f

LOL, you're calling me a nerd, when you're on a forum throwing out insults at people for liking a simple word? I think you've got it a little backwards. It's not like I really care, the opinions of noobs like you really don't bother me. You're obviously just looking for some attention.

[oI FlapJack Io]

yeah.. ok you got your theorys there thor you really are a nerd why would you name your self after a Norse god

And i wasnt trowing out insults i was trying to save you people from embarasing yourself untill all you nerds started an argue ment so it seems like you want attention

[Psyche]

I think flapjack is using a translator because he can't type english for shit.

[oI FlapJack Io]

I think flapjack is using a translator because he can't type english for shit.
wow you think your smart?? dont you hahahahaha

[Psyche]

Spreken de english?

[oI FlapJack Io]

yeah im not a stickler for typing so i really dont care it WOULD take a nerd like you to bring that up as a last result haha

[oI FlapJack Io]

Spreken de english?
why are you making a fool of yourself??

[lilsamuraijoe]

What are you trying to prove?

[Psyche]

Because it is SOOO nerdy to be able to type so you don't look mentally handicapped. Right?

[lilsamuraijoe]

This is funny. Someone calling someone else a nerd on the internet.

[KilltheInfected]

Obvious troll is obvious

[Psyche]

ITS NOT FUNNY ITS SIRIUSBISNESS.
caps

[oI FlapJack Io]

Because it is SOOO nerdy to be able to type so you don't look mentally handicapped. Right?
no its nerdy to be so stuck up you have to make shure all your words are perfect. Lol its called being lazy

[oI FlapJack Io]

This is funny. Someone calling someone else a nerd on the internet.
Lol how is being on the internet nerdy??
Edit:: Wow that halo kid really hit you close to home didnt it Thor

[Psyche]

Oh my god, this isn't real. Is this a troll, did I just get punk'd?

[KilltheInfected]

So you can understand sacrificing grammar in place of the a little extra work, but you can't understand mind fucking grammar just because?

[Psyche]

You should have used smaller words, its hard to understand for some people. :]

[lilsamuraijoe]

Yeah you right. I'm too fucking nerdy. I should just take a two-week hiatus from the internet and maybe get some exercise. Infact, I'm going to do that right now.







Noob.

[KilltheInfected]

no its nerdy to be so stuck up you have to make SHURE all your words are perfect. Lol its called being lazy


HAHAHAH wow... fail... uh, maybe your browser doesn't do this, but my browser even tells me when words are misspelled. And spelling the word SURE is not nerdy, its not something that requires even a high school degree.

You would have to be a FUCKING IDIOT, to misspell that word. Don't try to tell me your lazy, your a FUCKING IDIOT.

[Psyche]

Flapjack thinks he insulted thor, he's probably doing something productive, me on the other hand have nothing to do today.

[KilltheInfected]

Hm... you can haz cake?

I bet fapjack will say something about that.

[oI FlapJack Io]

HAHAHAH wow... fail... uh, maybe your browser doesn't do this, but my browser even tells me when words are misspelled. And spelling the word SURE is not nerdy, its not something that requires even a high school degree.

You would have to be a FUCKING IDIOT, to misspell that word. Don't try to tell me your lazy, your a FUCKING IDIOT.
yeah well im not doing a high school report right now am i?? and no my browser doesnt do it

[oI FlapJack Io]

wow that was a fail on the quote

[Psyche]

Offically a troll.

[KilltheInfected]

ugh...dude... spelling something correctly as elementary as that should not be left for special occasions, it should be something you should be doing since AGE 5.

If you are that backwoods redneck to fuck that word up and think its ok... Please, kill yourself.

[oI FlapJack Io]

yeah ..... ok what ever you say

[KilltheInfected]

Thats right you may leave now.

/Thread

[Psyche]

Breaking news, redneck with fancy computomachine kills self.

[KilltheInfected]

Bear hair found on site, where young child apparently committed suicide due to overload of fail.

[oI FlapJack Io]

ugh...dude... spelling something correctly as elementary as that should not be left for special occasions, it should be something you should be doing since AGE 5.

If you are that backwoods redneck to fuck that word up and think its ok... Please, kill yourself.
wow dont hate about spelling if you cant lmao.. how is living in colorado being a redneck yeah sorry i get to spend all my time on the slopes lolz

[KilltheInfected]

No sign of bear, only a yellow badge. And this just in...his body is now missing?

[oI FlapJack Io]

Yeah if you guys wernt nerds you wouldn't care and you wouldnt keep posting about it lol thanks for prooving my point

[KilltheInfected]

wow dont hate about spelling if you cant lmao.. how is living in colorado being a redneck yeah sorry i get to spend all my time on the slopes lolz

LOLZ??!?!?!?! LOZLL?!?!?! OEH NOES ANOTHER POPULER INTERWEBS WERD....



ugh oh... HES A NERD!!!!


I fail to see where I misspelled words.

[oI FlapJack Io]

Yall are nerds lol not going to argue about it cause you cant win im done with this posts if your ever in colorado and wanna snowboard give me a call i wont answer it o yeah i didnt give my number for a reason

[KilltheInfected]

because your not old enough for a cell phone yet?

[Psyche]

New developments, 90% of rednecks can't fucking spell proving.

[oI FlapJack Io]

If you are that backwoods redneck to fuck that word up and think its ok... Please, kill yourself
lol you spelt Backwards wrong
Um yeah i go on windows messanger thats why i use Lolz

[KilltheInfected]

No dumbass I ment backwoods, not backwords.. fucktard.

[oI FlapJack Io]

because your not old enough for a cell phone yet?
no cause i dont wanna hear your stuffed up noses and nerd voices
P.s. starting another thread so if you post i wont see it

[Psyche]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god, such an idiot.

[KilltheInfected]

If you get off that means we win. You bitch out and submit...

[oI FlapJack Io]

how can you be backwoods ??? really ??you nerds should kill your selves]and how am i a redneck if im in colorado lols k im gone your wasting your time now

[Psyche]

Seacrest Out!

[oI FlapJack Io]

If you get off that means we win. You bitch out and submit...
lols so you admit that you a nerd thats all i needed to hear i win bitch

[KilltheInfected]

You leave, we win. Do you not realize that you are posting in the second ass hole of the internet, you can not win. If you are not familiar with the term backwoods, you are not old enough to post here. Leave.

[KilltheInfected]

lols so you admit that you a nerd thats all i needed to hear i win bitch

I used to say things like that when I was 12, too. I won't hold it against you though.

[Psyche]

He said lol, he's a motherfucking nerd he used a common internet acronym.

[KilltheInfected]

Fapjack = bitch

[lilsamuraijoe]

lolumad?

[KilltheInfected]

lolumad?

who FapJack? Yeah, I'm sure he's upset... I sure do hope he isn't crying.

[oI FlapJack Io]

Fapjack = bitch
huh your spelling isnt right there is it bitch LEARN TO SPELL FOO!

[Psyche]

When he joined the forum, he missed the part '13 or older.'

[KilltheInfected]

No, I said FAP JACK on purpose...

/facepalm

Fapjack... you fail.

[lilsamuraijoe]

boy doesn't know how to fap.

Assuming his momma didn't bite it off.

[oI FlapJack Io]

lolumad?
lol im pretty shure he ment you the way your talking about me after i left instead of Pming me your nerdy face is probly all red cause your so mad

[Psyche]

He made it fapjack because you masturbate to beastiality

[KilltheInfected]

Oh... my bad, he doesn't no what fap is, he hasn't reached that age yet...

[oI FlapJack Io]

No, I said FAP JACK on purpose...
shure you did

[lilsamuraijoe]

No I was just wondering if someone could actually be pissed off by total fucking moron named FapJack.

[KilltheInfected]

No no no, I am highly amused... I am having fun. Fap jack is getting mad.

[Psyche]

He doesn't know what fap means, wow.

[oI FlapJack Io]

He made it fapjack because you masturbate to beastiality
wow im sorry i idont Masterbait as "big boys" like me say it instead of your pussy ass nerd way of Fap
Yeah i dont need to masturbait because i have a girlfriend sorry you nerds need to resort to that

[KilltheInfected]

shure you did

Damn it, stop typing like a fucking child.

[KilltheInfected]

AHAHAH FapJack is lying.

[oI FlapJack Io]

All of you as such pussies if i was face to face with you in person you wouldnt keep going you would pussy out like the nerds you are the only reason your still talking is cause there is no real threat to you right now lol your so so so sad

[KilltheInfected]

No I wouldn't, come see me. I live in Hendersonville Tennessee 37075.

I fight for a living... please come visit.

EDIT: Wait wait wait... haha sorry I just noticed he resorted to threatening over the internet... He must be past his breaking point... hes so pissed hahaha....
this thread is my favorite.

[oI FlapJack Io]

AHAHAH FapJack is lying.
Im sorry i dont need to lie to impress peopel like you do

[Psyche]

if you have a girlfriend, then what are you doing here? Oh that's right you don't live together cause your in elementary school. Where having a girlfriend doesn't mean shit.

[lilsamuraijoe]

lol.

[oI FlapJack Io]

No I wouldn't, come see me. I live in Hendersonville Tennessee 37075.

I fight for a living... please come visit.
Yeah see the only reason your saying that is cause you know i wouldnt waste my money on travel to hurt you you dont fight for a living thats a lie if you did you wouldnt be on here now

[KilltheInfected]

No no no no, if you actually show up, I will reimburse you 150% the cost of your plane tickets, I PROMISE. I will not how ever pay your medical bills.

[Psyche]

Tell me you address, I would LOVE to meet you.

In case your mom doesn't want to give out your address, here's mine 5904 blakley drive highland heights ohio 44143

[oI FlapJack Io]

if you have a girlfriend, then what are you doing here? Oh that's right you don't live together cause your in elementary school. Where having a girlfriend doesn't mean shit.
Dude i go to Arch Bishop O'leary high school and o yeah i dont spen ever minute of my life with her.

[KilltheInfected]

Hey Psyche, your not too far from me. I'm like 5 hours from Kettering, Ohio.

[Psyche]

I bet you've only been together a week.

[KilltheInfected]

He is in high school still. tsk tsk... guys we shouldn't pick on kids.

[oI FlapJack Io]

No no no no, if you actually show up, I will reimburse you 150% the cost of your plane tickets, I PROMISE. I will not how ever pay your medical bills.
dude you wouldnt hurt me in the first place and if you got so much money heres my address 10191 158 ave Edmonton alberta Canada im here right now to snowboard on there rockies

[Psyche]

If he ever does show up, call me over, I'll videotape you beating the shit out of him.

[oI FlapJack Io]

I bet you've only been together a week.
no 3 weeks im not stupid enought to tie my self down with one girl for my entire life

[KilltheInfected]

I thought you said colorado?

[Psyche]

Silly canadians.

[oI FlapJack Io]

If he ever does show up, call me over, I'll videotape you beating the shit out of him.
you can come too

[KilltheInfected]

lol Psyche, please, I'll give you money to bail me out of jail before hand. : )

[oI FlapJack Io]

I thought you said colorado?
are you blind i said im here to snowboard on there rockies

[Deek]

FlapJack. Stop. Please. Every time you post a message in this thread, an unborn baby contracts fetal alcohol syndrome. I am for serious.

[Psyche]

Way to have a stable relationship. Also, way to lie about where you live, I bet he lied about everything, even his 3 week old girlfriend.

[KilltheInfected]

Ok, well, while you are here, make a trip back to my town. I will only bring me, no weapons. You can bring a bat, or whatever, just no guns. I will still kick your ass.

[Psyche]

So you have the money to travel to colorado, but not ohio?

[KilltheInfected]

Thats what I was sayin!

[oI FlapJack Io]

way to lie about where you live
look it up in the google maps dont forget edmonton albertaFlapJack. Stop. Please. Every time you post a message in this thread, an unborn baby contracts fetal alcohol syndrome. I am for serious.
Good theres enough people on the earth right now if some of them get older and walk out into the middle of the street good for them

[Deek]

Tragic.

[KilltheInfected]

Guys, we should stop picking on him... Its kind of one sided, and unfair.

[oI FlapJack Io]

Guys, we should stop picking on him... Its kind of one sided, and unfair.
Um your really not picking on me lolz... nice try though???

[KilltheInfected]

no... we are...

[KilltheInfected]

look, fappy its ok, I've been through what your going through.. I was a kid once too. Believe it or not. And...they may be harsh to you, but one day, you'll get your head out of your ass... and realize how fucking stupid you are..

and life will be better.

[Xaos Falcon]

look it up in the google maps dont forget edmonton alberta
Quoting: Deek
FlapJack. Stop. Please. Every time you post a message in this thread, an unborn baby contracts fetal alcohol syndrome. I am for serious.

Good theres enough people on the earth right now if some of them get older and walk out into the middle of the street good for them
Let's see... Ah, there! You live in "dumbfuckville" What an appropriate name! Also, you're a little internet kid who's prolly angry at his parents for not letting you play your games all day and is grounded hahaha! Now you're taking your anger out on the internet how pathetic! omg, you're so retarded being all tough and shit, it's so funny! You're hilarious! Don't stop being a total douchebag, please! It makes me laugh at your amazing failures! Your dad is drunk as well, right? And your mom's a whore? That's what I thought, cause only 2 fails can make a fail as epic as you! hahahaha! You're a complete idiot!

[Deek]

no... we are...
It's true.

EDIT: But I'm done. I simply asked him to stop, he refused. I've got better things to do ...

[Psyche]

I am getting tired of this kid, I am going to go watch a movie soon.

[KilltheInfected]

Quoting: KilltheInfected
no... we are...

It's true.



see...

we should all have cake now

minus fapjack

no cake for fappy.

[lilsamuraijoe]

We're just calling the kettle black here. Jacky Fap thinks we're nerds and we think hes fail.

/thread

[Psyche]

Its not over yet.
Okay, yes it is.
/thread
fullstop

[Deek]

The thread, the.

[Left 4 Dead]

160 Posts.

That's WTF.

[smoresforbrawl]

I like how the high school kid that thinks he is the shit because he has had a girlfriend for three weeks is trying talk down to people on their forum.

so a recap of funny shit fapjack said from this tard thread.

newb is not a good word

nerd is a good word

lol is really fun to type

I like jack bower

I think I am a pretty cool guy

I snowboard and doesn't afraid of anything

I can't recognize internet jokes (wait for it, I am psychic)

I'm "afraid of commitment" hahahahahaha

I like to call myself big boy while I masturbait(sic)

[KilltheInfected]

You...divided...by ..... zerooooooooo...........

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[KilltheInfected]

I snowboard and doesn't afraid of anything



YESSSS FUCKING YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11



this is WINNNN

[KilltheInfected]

HEAD SHOT!

fatality.

[Deek]

WHAMMY!

http://forums.filefront.com/attachments/spam-forum/64306d1213470027-de-motivational-posters-divide_by_zero2.jpg

[KilltheInfected]

That picture went from a link, to a small picture, to a big picture....



I see what you did there.

[Thor-axe]

yeah.. ok you got your theorys there thor you really are a nerd why would you name your self after a Norse god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-MjyMMRuwA
Once again, you prove yourself a noob

And the fact that you're actually still here arguing only proves it even more. In the last 4 hours that you've been arguing, I've been doing things. Having a life basically. You can throw out all the crap you want. One I never said I wasn't a nerd, I am, and I don't see anything wrong with it. I have a girlfriend, I get laid on a weekly(sometimes monthly =\) basis, I get decent grades, I have more friends IRL than online, I'm pretty well in shape, and I'm perfectly happy with how things are for me. So really, nothing you can pick out is gonna make a difference. Thanks for wasting your time instead of mine tho =P

[lilsamuraijoe]

Wut is the proper tagging for an img on this forum? I keep pressing the button next to the underline button and using that, but the resulting img is always a thumbnail.

[KilltheInfected]

He's gone, 4 = 1, Fap = 0

[smoresforbrawl]

I think our friend fapfap left. Oh well, in 3 minutes he will probably be looking at some other website and think " I wonder what those assholes are saying about me" then the other part of him will say " Okay, but if we go look we can't post anything" then he will look, see we are still here then "Im super angry Im gonna blow thier minds with this post" and that is why catch and release troll fishing is too easy to be a sport.

[KilltheInfected]

You are wise smores, like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

[smoresforbrawl]

You are wise smores, like a miniature Buddha covered in hair.

ahahhahahahaha

also, fappy is in his new awesome thread of reposting old fake break videos

[Deek]

I see what you did there.
I was going for a flipbook effect, really.
Wut is the proper tagging for an img on this forum? I keep pressing the button next to the underline button and using that, but the resulting img is always a thumbnail.

WELL. Using the button will net you a fail thumbnail. Use tags to unleash true pictorial ownage.

[KilltheInfected]

yeah, i just noticed before you pwnt it.

this poor little girl.... faps a girl right?

he did say he likes gay jap porn, has a 3 week boyfriend and doesn't afraid of anything?

[OneKplus337]

Noob is derived from Newbie, a real word. now STFU or GTFO you NOOB

[punx]

So what if i'm a nerd, I can still score more ass than you any day.

[KilltheInfected]

Still last post.

[NovaSilisko]

I love this thread.

[OneKplus337]

Last post

[KilltheInfected]

Last

[OneKplus337]

Bastard...Foiled again!!! Oh, and its not a petition

[punx]

i'm a petition

[OneKplus337]

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x272/snowy620/noob1nw8.jpg

[KilltheInfected]

How is it not a petition, the title clearly states that it is a petition.

[punx]

How is it not a petition, the title clearly states that it is a petition.

QFT

[KilltheInfected]

exactly.

[oI FlapJack Io]

Having a life basically.
so you do something ealse for about 3 or 4 hours and you call that a life??

[SlainPwner666]

edit button dude. I personally cant believe this. The reason noob is used in games is to say that you are new at the game, and therefore suck at it. Why people use it on a forum, I really couldn't tell you, so just nod your head and go enjoy some pie

[DE3p]

go enjoy some pie
I like pie! http://www.noob.com/ pointless.

[SlainPwner666]

pie is the gods food

[iKissedABoomer]

Noob!

[Viracocha72]

WOW, this guys a very angry person, I'm almost impressed.

\obviously gets beat by parents
\\then goes on interweb to take out his frustrations