PETITION: ATTN frogopus(or site editor), please front page noob thread!

[KilltheInfected]

Please, before you sign, read FapJacks noob thread.

http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?actio n=vthread&forum=3&topic=7952 (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=3&topic=7952)

This topic deserves to be exposed for its win. FapJack said that you, fellow /4/s are all nerds. Show your support for /4/11 and sign this petition for this to be highlighted on the front page. It is not out of spite, it was a great thread and I learned much from it.

Warning: this guy is tough, he snowboards and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Thor-axe]

How bored are you? Really? Go to bed.

[KilltheInfected]

Not bored, this was for smores. But I am tired, so I will sleep soon.

[one of them]

Petitions are against Forum rules. :P

[KilltheInfected]

hm...this is now a poll

[one of them]

WAIT. Nvm, I was thinking of a different forum.
It may not be listed... but I think squerl said something about it before.

[OneKplus337]

This isnt a poll or a petition...FAIL

[KilltheInfected]

Idk, its not listed in the forum rules I was messaged, but this is more of a request. If you read the whole noob thread, you will agree that this is the right course of action.

[one of them]

The noob thread was alright. There have been better.

[KilltheInfected]

I don't doubt it.

[OneKplus337]

Just because it says petition in the title doesnt mean it is. Set up a petition on that petition website, then ill believe it!!!

[KilltheInfected]

It is on this petition website, why doest thou not believest?

EDIT: Btw, all these posts count as signs.

[OneKplus337]

Can you sign more than once? I think it's illegal! :O

[KilltheInfected]

no if you read the invisible ink, signing twice automatically declares that you consent to signing as a different name...infact, as we speak the rules of the invisible ink in which you signed to by posting on this pointless thread states that every character you type is a variable representing a new name signed in the petition.

There for, I have like a thousand signs already.

[OneKplus337]

Did you read the part i added in the super invisible ink that says every time "infected" posts on his own petition or advertises it somewhere, he detracts 100 signs per "spacebar" usage

[KilltheInfected]

noididnotreadsaidpost1!!?!?!?!ihavenoideawhatyouar etalkingabout/

[lilsamuraijoe]

I'm not a liar.

Pretty sure this is against the rules-- this tirade against one person and all-- but I'll sign it anyways.

[KilltheInfected]

hmm... I wasn't calling you a liar for stating that this was against the rules, I was merely stating that you would indead sign the thread after I watched that ninja pwn some stupid jack sparrow imitator.

btw the spaces are in your head.

[OneKplus337]

Lawlzy. thats another 100

[Tyr]

<div class="quote">This post officially does not count as a petition signature as declared by Squire Tyr the Awesome OBE ONZM PhD OMG.</div>

Fapjack's thread is hardly groundbreaking, (i.e. it has been done before and better.) It is widely accepted that the use of &quot;noob&quot; and it's many variations is a sign of immaturity and altogether an admission of being a bit of a dickhead. However it is an accepted term when referring to someone who is inexperienced in the world of online gaming - although personaly I prefer calling such a person a newbie, (what the word/term &quot;noob&quot; was derived from,) due to the fact that noob is not really a noun any more, it is now more an adjective and a derogetory one at that. Basiclly people have destroyed the point of the &quot;word&quot; noob due to over and incorrect use by using it as an insult.

I get the point of FapJack's thread but as On3 wrote there have been better. Plus the spelling was fucking terrible.

[one of them]

Kill... stop. Just stop.

[KilltheInfected]

no no, the spaces are in your head.

and every post you make this disease of a thread grows larger!!!
feed it.... feedddd it1!!!!!

Oh and for clarification, Fap is alright by me... this post is in no way made for people to gang up on any one member, but to show everyone the amazingness of noob thread.

[OneKplus337]

I can't waste time on the forums anymore. Final tomorrow...sleep needed
Noob out

[KilltheInfected]

ah what the hell, im done...

/thread

[OneKplus337]

Don't lock!!!

[smoresforbrawl]

Signed, i didn't know this was against the rules. If it is, sorry for suggesting it.