You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when.....

[osiris292]

1. Everytime you see a fat man you yell, "Boomer!"
2. You growl when you wear a hoodie
3. When an alarm goes off you think "oh shit!"
4. You half expect a horde to come running in when you call a lift/elevator

any more add them below....

[Tyr]

While driving to work you notice the lack of cars on the road and hope that a Zombie Apocalypse has arrived and destroyed your work. Then you realise there are no cars on the road because it's 6am on a Sunday and every sane person is still asleep.

Actually that started happening to me long before Left 4 Dead.

[Grubster11]

You hear the horde music wherever you go

GET TO A CORNER AND MELEE SPAM!

[Borsty]

You try to find a molotov when you see people with a lot of muscles coming out of a gym?

Oh and.. GRABBIN' PEEELS!

[silens]

you bought stuff like these weeks after you bought L4D :D

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/8894/img1695zx4.th.jpg (http://img378.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img1695zx4.jpg)

[binge]

when you start to walk real slowly and even duck, if you hear someone cry

[Xaveri]

You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when...

1. You see a Black Guy with a suit on the street and you try to rub your medkit on him.
2. You wear a hoodie to work and start pouncing from desk to desk.
3. You start looking for Mercy Hospital on the phone book after you had an accident.
4. You pull your tongue in the mirror to see how far it can reach.
5. You melee someone that says "I feel like I'm going to puke".

[pwner1992]

You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when..

5. You hear someone cry and you whisper: "Witch! Turn off the flashlights"
6. You start wearing red backpacks just in case.
7. You feel an urge to puke on people, to call on the horde.

[osiris292]

you feel the need to tell everyone "there's a medpack here" when you see a first aid kit on the wall at work!

[Govs]

When you shoot yourself in the face xD

well thats what i would do if the zombie apocalypse started... i couldn't stand being eaten xD

[Psymon]

When you evaluate every crowd in terms of "number of shotgun blasts to clear it"

And lets not forget...

you know you have played l4d when you have a dream about being one of the last humans alive, living in an underground tunnel complex after the zombie apocalypse and everyone around you has health bars and bottles of pills as big as your head.

The REALLY bad sign is when you can't tell thats a dream any more.

[DogTurtle]

...when you check all closets for trapped survivors.
.. and when you get nervous everytime you hear someone cough.

[TWE SHELLSHOCKR]

When you got your Zombie Genocide Achivement by trying for 2 and a half wks by getting Nothing Special the legit way..... ( and still going)

[BuzZombie]

you bought stuff like these years before you bought L4D :D




Fixed that for you. ^_^ At least in my case.

[silens]

Well its new stuff for me. :D

[templar273]

...whenever theres an earthquake, you may yell "TANK!"

[Cyanyde]

When you hear crying, you tell everyone to turn off their flashlights..

[OneKplus337]

You close every door behind you so the horde has more doors to breakthrough, even ones in the hallway in the office.

You go into the closet everytime you wait for the elevator.

Before calling anyone, you get your family in the ramp under your steps to prepare.

Everytime you heal a growl you spin in circles and melee spam.

You check every nook and cranny of every alleyway for extra "items" when walking down the street.

[Sikkyu]

You tell everyone about your zombie plan

[BuzZombie]

Well its new stuff for me. :D

Was a joke. Honestly, I love those books. Max Brooks is a genius (he should be, being the son of Mel Brooks... always loved Spaceballs and Princess Bride).

If you are new to those books though let me suggest this one:
<a href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OihQuDeWL._SL500_AA240_.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OihQuDeWL._SL500_AA240_.jpg (http://www.amazon.com/World-War-Z-History-Zombie/dp/0307346609)</a>

Trust me, best Zombie book ever.

[HunterPunter]

When you start to formulate a plan of how you would survive the zombie apocolype and tell all your friends about it.

[iKissedABoomer]

When you eat your family..

[OneKplus337]

When you get severly hurt and go to the hospital, you tell doctors not to heal you until your &quot;last life&quot;.

If you get knocked down, you can't get up until someone helps you.

You avoid every red car as if your life depended on it.

[HunterPunter]

When you call an elevator and back up against the door.

[jeff_acake]

you call every large person you know 'boomer'!

[OneKplus337]

Everytime you start up some loud device/machine (your car), you prepare for a horde.

Everytime you see a gas station you get extremely tempted to blow it up.

If you EVER have to climb a ladder your never the first one up because you don't want to be pounced.

Walking through the city your constantly looking at the roofs of buildings, looking for that neon green smoke.

Everytime you see an emo girl you want to burn them and run.

[1_And_ only_bAs]

all these fact are NOT funny....

[MajHavok]

You try not to set off any car alarms while moving through a parking lot.

You start to see things in black-and-white

Basketball players begin to look like smokers.

[Funky Biscuits]

Knock down anybody who walks with a limp

[binge]

Playing time:78.8 hrs past 2 weeks
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i feel ashamed of myself

[robbie158]

You start going to the rifle range. Just in case.

Whenever listening to the radio, you push the on button twice.

[Onyx]

Whenever you see a bottle of beer you yell &quot;molotovs here&quot;!

[PsychoJoe]

When you yell, YOU BETTER CLOSE THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN DOOR BEHIND YOU!, when someone walks into your room.

[framebadger]

Everything useful in real life has a blue outline around it.

[GuitarPUNK1209]

-you acquire the urge to shove fat people
-you beat the shit out of anyone taking a smoke break
-you see your little sister crying on the floor and you feel the need to smack her and run like hell
-you hide in a closet until your ride comes
-you keep a propane take by your door at night
-you visit this forum everyday
-you sit around and think about thinks like, &quot;i bet smokers can like their elbows&quot;.
-your sitting in class and you constantly state the obvious in dead silence
-you wake up in the morning with your cat on your stomach and all you can think to do is flail around like an idiot and yell, &quot;GET IT OFF ME&quot;.
...
...
...

[GuitarPUNK1209]

my Mega64 senses are tingling

[Bizarro]

When you make a thread like this.

[OneKplus337]

Left 4 Dead
72.7 hrs

Binge, that averages to a little over 5 hours a day of L4D. If assuming 1 or 2 days of not playing, its ever more :O

[Ifrit]

When ya yell in TF2 when the right click dosn't melee
When you look at the edge of buildings above you incase of hunters or smokers

[armored cow]

After the first few days of playing L4D, my friend said that he saw film grain in dark areas.

[Z2ato]

You know your playing left 4 dead to much when you win every match.

[epic]

When you feel like shit you grab some pills, and you just swallow the whole damn bottle.

[AlphaWolf]

When your boss comes in your office and you want to take him down with an assault weapon.

Wait ...... I wanted to do that BEFORE I started to play L4D.

Never mind.

AW

[mrbellcaptain]

-you wake up in the morning with your cat on your stomach and all you can think to do is flail around like an idiot and yell, &quot;GET IT OFF ME&quot;.

i am actually crying from laughter from this one

[one of them]

After the first few days of playing L4D, my friend said that he saw film grain in dark areas.
I do that sometimes when I play it for hours straight.

[Nemesis_vs_Leon]

I have no film grain...

I do however hear drum beats every time a massive crowd is around. I usually end up turning on a beeping sound with my cell phone, throwing it, and running. Then I realize it's just an uninfected crowd and go find my cell phone.

I get ambushed by the aformentioned cat and begin to flail the SECOND I find the cell phone!

[Xsng]

When you have an adrenaline rush and you think you see white outlines on everything..

Or when you post in this thread.

[KalybR]

When you forget to cock the gun when you reload :/

[ucdeath]

when youre playing on extream and its no longer a challange!

[skotosa]

When as you are playing Left 4 Dead... You start getting dizzy and faint and end up actually passing out while your mom calls 911 and you get sent to the hospital and the doctor says your heart stopped.



Didn't happen to me but a friend of mine.... With the Demo alone.

[NeoXCS]

When you are sitting alone in a bottle room at walmart half awake and you start hearing hunter growls and panic and look around, only to find yourself obviously sitting alone. Not to mention the constant &quot;Tank&quot; music. (True stories, I think I was really tired) =P

[Infest0125]

When you're wearing your hoodie and wish you could wall jump so bad....

[JudicialT]

...when picking up a hot chick, you have to call your token black friend and biker buddy over too, or it's just not the same.

...when women hate you for leaving the room whenever hearing a crying female.

...when looking upon a fat person, you feel the urge to smack him twice and then run like hell before some retard smacks him a third time.

[luckyhazmat]

When you try to find your friends by searching for their outlines.

[darkmessiah]

While driving to work you notice the lack of cars on the road and hope that a Zombie Apocalypse has arrived and destroyed your work. Then you realise there are no cars on the road because it's 6am on a Sunday and every sane person is still asleep.
Happens a lot to me. I really want zombies. The sad thing about the zombie apocalypse for me, is if I don't build a really cool fort against them, I only get one life and no do-overs to improve my technique....

[krunsh]

when you shoot both your mother and your father in the head because they locked the game away from you.




...

[Infest0125]

when you shoot both your mother and your father in the head because they locked the game away from you.




...

That kid hardly even played Halo 3. It coulda happened with anything else they had taken away.

On topic... I seriously wanna fucking wall jump like... NOW?

[JohnnyBoy]

When you go to the market, listening to 28 Weeks Later on your ipod, and imagine an outbreak occurring.

[OneKplus337]

When purchasing a pistol you ask if it has infinite ammo. When wanting a second one, you have to get it somewhere else.

[blah]

If a anerexic girl hits you, you hit the ground and point your pen at people.

[dkmy77]

When you start practicing swinging your weapon around at home to fend off zombies

[Kamikaze189]

You know you've played too much L4D when, while at the store, you hear a little boy telling his mother what to do, and you immediately point at the child and yell, &quot;LET'S VOTEKICK THIS BITCH.&quot; Nobody has a clue what you're talking about, and everyone moves away from you.

=

Later, while enjoying public transportation, a fat man sits down next to you. You hit him with the invisible butt of your M16, and he looks at you for a moment. Then he beats the shit out of you while lecturing you about how hard it is, genetically, for some people to be as skinny and pale as yourself.

=

You walk around outside, looking for some tier two weapons or maybe some pain pills, when you see a really attractive female sitting at an outdoor restaurant table by herself. Because her eyes are not glowing, and you don't hear the familiar theme, you conclude she isn't a witch. You approach her and ask, &quot;Are you a new player? I don't think this game would be balanced with five of us.&quot;

&quot;What?&quot;

&quot;A new NPC, then&quot; you mutter to yourself. &quot;What are your attacks?&quot;

&quot;Go away, asshole.&quot;

You stand, unimpressed. &quot;Do you have any secondary attacks? That one wasn't very powerful.&quot; You glance downward at a green patch of grass. &quot;I still have all my hitpoints.&quot;

As the conversation goes on, she somehow finds your debilitating insanity cute. You later find out her secondary attack, which -- like the smoker's tongue -- is wet and mainly focused on constriction. However, this leaves you disappointed in the dev team, since the attack doesn't seem all that harmful. In fact, you kind of enjoyed being attacked, and even set a date to be attacked next weekend as well. You send an email to Mike Booth about it, but then you realize it could be used in extremely effective ways to separate even the most well-played L4D teams. You send another email apologizing for the last.

=

You know you've played too much L4D when you shoot your friends in the back of the head at work and walk around opening janitor closets and laughing while wondering why they aren't respawning. When the cops arrive, you tell them to wait there so you can go get Francis. He'd get a kick out of this, you figure. They do not wait. Shortly thereafter, a new map loads. You're fond of the detail and attention put into the prison level, although you become less impressed as the full twenty-five years go on.

[OneKplus337]

When you write full, yet amusing, stories like Kamikaze instead of writing a simple sentence :D

[bumbousdude25]

Lol ever since we started playing L4D, whenever my dad or I burp, we say, &quot;boomer&quot;, and sometimes my dad will say, &quot;I got it!&quot; Kind of childish, but it's just silly stuff. :P

Bad story:
The other day in my Photography class, I heard a mentally handicapped kid crying outside in the hallway, and I said to myself, &quot;shh, lights off, it's a witch.&quot;

[snarkeater]

Whenever you light a molotov, you don't understand why it doesn't go out when you put it back in your pocket.

[mda]

When you see &quot;Preparing to launch Left 4 Dead.&quot; and you JIZZ! IN! YOUR PANTS!

http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?actio n=vthread&forum=3&topic=7737 (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=3&topic=7737)

[masterblaze0]

When ya yell in TF2 when the right click dosn't melee

You wouldn't BELIEVE how many times I've done that.

[1_And_ only_bAs]

u know u played 2 much L4D if u sitting at home and post unfunny &quot;You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when.....&quot; comments!

[JudicialT]

...why are you people still talking?! Can't you see Kamikaze won?!

[Infest0125]

The other day in my Photography class, I heard a mentally handicapped kid crying outside in the hallway, and I said to myself, &quot;shh, lights off, it's a witch.&quot;

Oh god that must've gotten you some funny looks...

u know u played 2 much L4D if u sitting at home and post unfunny &quot;You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when.....&quot; comments!

If you don't like it, don't comment it. We're enjoying ourselves and you don't have to be a dick about it.

[YuriTMND]

...why are you people still talking?! Can't you see Kamikaze won?!

You know you've been playing too much Left 4 dead when you go to family reunions to look for a date.

[JudicialT]

You know you've been playing too much Left 4 dead when you go to family reunions to look for a date.

You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when you start pulling out redneck jokes.

Bad redneck jokes.

[YuriTMND]

Bad redneck jokes.

GEEEET URRR DUUUUUUNN!

[Infest0125]

Quoting: YuriTMND
You know you've been playing too much Left 4 dead when you go to family reunions to look for a date.

You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when you start pulling out redneck jokes.

Bad redneck jokes.

LOL he's got you there Yuri...

[YuriTMND]

LOL he's got you there Yuri...

No he doesn't. If anything, it doesn't seem at all logical. Pulling out redneck jokes would be a sign of playing too little of Left 4 Dead.

[dead_ferrets]

I knew I'd played too much Left 4 Dead the day I stayed home with daughter because she had stomach flu.

She came up the stairs burping and said, &quot;I don't feel very good&quot; and then proceeded to puke all over the steps.

Naturally I shouted out, &quot;BOOMER!&quot;

[JudicialT]

No he doesn't. If anything, it doesn't seem at all logical. Pulling out redneck jokes would be a sign of playing too little of Left 4 Dead.

Indeed. I was going to say something more to that effect, but decided to stay true to the thread. :)

[Infest0125]

Naturally I shouted out, &quot;BOOMER!&quot;

lmao

[masterblaze0]

When you encounter the witch, and you think you might die, but you can kill her to death

[7oXic]

When ya yell in TF2 when the right click dosn't melee
FFFFFFFFFFF I hate that so much

[iKissedABoomer]

u know u played 2 much L4D if u sitting at home and post unfunny &quot;You know you've played too much Left 4 Dead when.....&quot; comments!

You know you've played too much when you go into a state of denial and loose all sense of things funny and awesome.

Also when you state to the be the &quot;one and only&quot;

[geeko55]

You know you've played too much L4D when you and your friends say &quot;Pencils, over here!&quot; or whatever is closest to you at the time.

[bumbousdude25]

Oh god that must've gotten you some funny looks...

Ha ha I didn't say it out loud fortunately. :P

[arsis]

When you yell &quot;RELOADING&quot; after a good fap.

AND

When you run right into an enemy on COD4 online and right click only to be killed.

[awdrgy123]

when you know theres going to be a witch outside the band room cause your friend just played the witch song on his french horn

[1_And_ only_bAs]

You know you've played too much when you go into a state of denial and loose all sense of things funny and awesome.

but the point is that all that stuff u ppl post here isn´t funny at all,maybe if u are 12 years old yeah

[AvEngErZx]

3. When an alarm goes off you think &quot;oh shit!&quot;
Yeah I agree!
For example,
Today I went to a electronic shop(Sells Computer Parts)
Suddenly the Alarm sounds..

I was like thinking &quot;Holy Crap HORDE COMING?&quot; and I never realise I was inside the shop... LOL

HAHAHA

[mda]

Ouch.

[iKissedABoomer]

but the point is that all that stuff u ppl post here isn´t funny at all,maybe if u are 12 years old yeah

It's &quot;not funny&quot; because you didn't think of it.. right?

[Infest0125]

but the point is that all that stuff u ppl post here isn´t funny at all,maybe if u are 12 years old yeah

Like I said, if you don't find it entertaining don't waste your time commenting on it.

[DedheD]

but the point is that all that stuff u ppl post here isn´t funny at all,maybe if u are 12 years old yeah

Obvious troll is obvious. -9001 internets!