Voice actor needed

[YuriTMND]

Listen up people; lend me your voices. I'm beginning a project and I need someone to portray a character's voice.

It has to have good sound quality, in mpeg layer-3 format.
I'm looking for a sarcastic voice, similar to that of Bruce Campbell of Evil Dead fame.

All you have to do is say one line, "Whenever in a situation where everybody is losing their heads, I always manage to keep my cool... which is pretty easy, when you're the one whose doing the beheading,"

E-mail the sample to me at YuriTMND@gmail.com
I believe you all know how to send an attachement.

[one of them]

I specialize in sex groans. Need any of those?

[arsis]

A grown man's voice? A teenage voice? A deep voice?

[YuriTMND]

No, but you could do a fall-to-your-death scream.

[YuriTMND]

A grown man's voice? A teenage voice? A deep voice?

Grown man, as I said, similar to Bruce Campbell.

[Bizarro]

I like your quote.

Whenever in a situation where everybody is losing their heads, I always manage to keep my cool... which is pretty easy, when you're the one whose doing the beheading,"

[caboos]

I can do sound effects/ screams/ zombie sounds.

[arsis]

I can do sound effects/ screams/ zombie sounds.

As can I.

That's how I won the shacknews competition; with my death metal zombie scream of death.

[YuriTMND]

I can do sound effects/ screams/ zombie sounds.

As can I.

That's how I won the shacknews competition; with my death metal zombie scream of death.

How about Zomborg Lenin?

[caboos]

....?

[YuriTMND]

Vladimir Lenin resurrected as a zombie with mechanicle parts. Like your average zombie, except is more intelligent.

[arsis]

Zomborg Lenin
How unique.

May I ask what this said project is or is it super secret?

[YuriTMND]

It's just your average B-grade zombie plot.

[Bizarro]

Zombie communists trying to take over the world. Only one man can save the world.

Bruce Campbell.

[YuriTMND]

Zommunists!

[lilsamuraijoe]

Why don't you just email Bruce Campbell. He would actually do it... if he gets around to reading your email that is.

[YuriTMND]

I don't know his actual e-mail.

[masterblaze0]

My voice is low for a 15 year old... can I try?

[YuriTMND]

Sure

[masterblaze0]

That is, if my headset would work and record audio loud enough

[Badboy]

I have sent you my version of it.

[Obama Yo Momma]

I play a damn good mime.

[Bizarro]

Tay Zonday would be a good a voice actor for you.

[YuriTMND]

Jesus christ, gmail is taking forever to open...

Oh, it'd also help if you're good at one-liners, too.

[Obama Yo Momma]

Jesus christ, gmail is taking forever to open...

Oh, it'd also help if you're good at one-liners, too.


You need The Dude.

[YuriTMND]

Bowling Alleys aren't open this late.

[Obama Yo Momma]

Bowling Alleys aren't open this late.


Walter usually hangs out there till about 1.

[Badboy]

So, what's the word?

[YuriTMND]

I do not know, because gmail is having trouble connecting.

[lilsamuraijoe]

You should PM Caboos.

[YuriTMND]

PM Caboos about what?