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lawlhat
12-24-2008, 04:07 AM
First of all, I would have given this game a 6-7 out of 10, but to balance out all the other guys who gave 10, I had to put a 0. When I first saw this game I thought it might be interesting, as we've all played the zombie mods in CS and CS:S. Now finally a full mutiplayer game is released for shooting zombies. But the game worked differently than what I thought it would be. Before I even finished loading my map my teammates already ran away from the starting point, leaving only myself at the starting point. Even when I join them nobody seem to be cooperating at all. Nobody types, nobody uses the microphone, and everybody just press the voice message, "laugh". Unlike all of the other zombie shooting games, where the humans are suppose to be the weak ones, trying to hide from the zombies, in here, everybody tries to find and kill zombies wherever they can. It makes me wonder sometimes, are the zombies hunting us or are we hunting the zombies? The missions are extremely linear, by the first time I finished the first mission I already got bored. Because the second time I play it it's the exact same thing over again. We all know which monster is going to pop out from where and where are the medic packs are located. But of course the game is not at all a failure, it has many interesting features, like having temporary health which will decrease over time, being pinned down, the ability to heal other people, and the automatic voice commands. Though, after the first time through, even the zombie level in CoD:WaW feels a lot more fun and exciting, despite the fact that we all know we'll die in the end.

This guy obviously never played the game or even has heard of the director. It seems like he based his review on what one person said about bad teams out there and guessed the rest. The zombie level in WaW is defiantly not as fun.

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arsis
12-24-2008, 04:09 AM
I want to strangle that person's throat till his eyes pop. Not because he doesn't like l4d, but because he deserves it for being a fucking moron.

binge
12-24-2008, 04:11 AM
He's probably .. fat and bald

Funky Biscuits
12-24-2008, 04:13 AM
We all know which monster is going to pop out from where and where are the medic packs are located
even the zombie level in CoD:WaW feels a lot more fun and exciting
Whaaaa...

kirinfable
12-24-2008, 04:18 AM
i was never a fan of CoD anway...my friends call it cum on dick

Josko91
12-24-2008, 04:20 AM
Die, die!

Funky Biscuits
12-24-2008, 04:21 AM
cum on dick
Cock of Doodies?

arsis
12-24-2008, 04:22 AM
Call of Doody

NovaSilisko
12-24-2008, 04:23 AM
I want to strangle that person's throat till his eyes pop. Not because he doesn't like l4d, but because he deserves it for being a fucking moron.

Same.


*bitchslaps the dumbshit reviewer*

binge
12-24-2008, 04:23 AM
Ballz of Doody

kirinfable
12-24-2008, 04:23 AM
Cock of Doodies?
Nope that was DigitalPh33r's phrase in Arby n the chief/Master Chief Sucks At Halo...sry if im off topic

Funky Biscuits
12-24-2008, 04:26 AM
Nope that was DigitalPh33r's phrase in Arby n the chief/Master Chief Sucks At Halo...sry if im off topic
Ah yes because I forget he uses all original idea in his videos :3

Girls Are Pretty
12-25-2008, 06:52 AM
Har har. Lamer.

Infest0125
12-25-2008, 06:58 AM
Don't worry he'll never reproduce.

Nemesis_vs_Leon
12-25-2008, 07:27 AM
even the zombie level in CoD:WaW feels a lot more fun and exciting
Left 4 Dead needs defensive barricading maps.

COME ON SDK!

Deadly
12-25-2008, 07:40 AM
I read that before, so sad...

lawlhat
12-25-2008, 07:41 AM
My main complaint is that he didnt base his review on anything but (most likely) fanboyism. If anything he watched a trailer or an old gameplay video from '07. People need to play the game and make a decision then.

Funky Biscuits
12-25-2008, 07:42 AM
Lies make baby Jesus cry, on his BIRTHDAY!

masterblaze0
12-25-2008, 07:52 AM
Whaaaa...

Duly agreed. That review deserves both a WTF and a FAIL.

apimon
12-25-2008, 07:58 AM
when i read this review i cryed because of the stupidity

Funky Biscuits
12-25-2008, 08:05 AM
cryed
Cried :)
Its OK Ape we love your innocent Swedish glamour :)

binge
12-25-2008, 08:17 AM
Tbh, this guy is kinda right :>
(gets ready to be yelled,pissed,sweared,rocked at)

L4D is becoming dead to be, since i've been playing l4d i've also started to play TF2 again
and now i play more TF2 than l4d, i'm even gonna switch to the TF2 division of my clan i think :-/

AM I WEIRD (funky, you're not allowed to answer this, YOU KNOW WHY) OR IS THIS GAME .. REPETITIVE (or whatever)?
I'm getting bored

DoGZaO
12-25-2008, 08:19 AM
This guy prolly based his review of his first and only l4d game, in which he prolly got stuck with mic-less tards going for solo speed-runs

Funky Biscuits
12-25-2008, 08:23 AM
AM I WEIRD (funky, you're not allowed to answer this, YOU KNOW WHY) OR IS THIS GAME .. REPETITIVE (or whatever)?
I'm getting bored
Its not for me because I have barely played it even though I got it the day it came out.

DoGZaO
12-25-2008, 08:27 AM
AM I WEIRD (funky, you're not allowed to answer this, YOU KNOW WHY) OR IS THIS GAME .. REPETITIVE (or whatever)?
I'm getting bored

I can't be arsed to do campaigns anymore, unless i'm doin it with RL friends, i usually just do versus cause i secretly love nailing survivors with a high damage pounce :)

LordBhorak
12-25-2008, 08:29 AM
The first thing that made me cry blood tears was his idiotism. The fact, that he doesn't understand what the fuck does an AVERAGE mean. He thinks, that he's so fucking high and mighty that his review should have a bigger impact on the game than others. That's why... when he tought that the game is 6 or 7, he didn't rate it 6 or 7. No no... he's so full of himself egoistic mother fu----, that he had to rate it 0 &quot;to balance it out&quot;. What the FUCK? Is your vote SO much more valued, that you had to give 6 points lower score than you tought the game was, because others gave it a good review and you didn't like it? Dear god if I'd get my hands on him... -.-

Funky Biscuits
12-25-2008, 08:33 AM
if I'd get my hands on him... -.-
You'd rape his butthole?

masterblaze0
12-25-2008, 08:38 AM
You'd rape his butthole?

With a long, knobbly stick.

apimon
12-25-2008, 10:07 AM
Tbh, this guy is kinda right :>
(gets ready to be yelled,pissed,sweared,rocked at)

L4D is becoming dead to be, since i've been playing l4d i've also started to play TF2 again
and now i play more TF2 than l4d, i'm even gonna switch to the TF2 division of my clan i think :-/

AM I WEIRD (funky, you're not allowed to answer this, YOU KNOW WHY) OR IS THIS GAME .. REPETITIVE (or whatever)?
I'm getting bored


You have good point in all this, its getting well how do you say it... well let just say the maps is getting old. but with a little hope more maps are coming soon.

dudekazoo
12-25-2008, 11:08 AM
I don't think maps getting old is a very valid argument because L4D shipped with 20 maps, 5 per campaign. CS, CS:S, DoD, DoD:S, TF2, they didn't ship with 20 maps, but people never complained about those maps getting old. Why is it different this time?

binge
12-25-2008, 11:18 AM
Because you have to run throught them
You HAVE TO go throught the appartments, you HAVE TO go throught that alley with the green car , you HAVE TO walk down the stairs to get to the saferoom (nomercy duh)
on css &amp; tf2 &amp; stuff, you can just run around,where ever you want, you die? np, you'll respawn next round or in a few seconds
If you die in l4d you have to wait around 10-30 seconds before you can play again, you have less health, a 'crappy' weapon (tier 1) and no medkit/pills &amp; stuff ...

And shooting infected that take 1 hit to die, isnt really ... cool, it gives this feeling of overpowering the enemy and you quickly get bored of this

Like someone else said in an other topic somewhere, Do the infected hunt us or are we hunting them ?

It's just not doing it for me anymore, only thing that still gives joy is being infected