What someone wanted in Left 4 Dead

[Obama Yo Momma]

Don't you guys think there should be vampires in l4d
Shad0vvs: so it can be just like twilight
President Elect Barack Obama: lol no
Shad0vvs: and all cool and stuff
Shad0vvs: and like whne the tank comes
Shad0vvs: and throws a car in the ally
Dead Fish: twilight sucks, sorry
Shad0vvs: the vampire can come down
Shad0vvs: and save zoey from the car with his hand band
;): lol
Ozzy Osbourne >:|: twilight is fail right?
Shad0vvs: and then they go on a love adventure
Shad0vvs: no
President Elect Barack Obama: LITTLE EMO KIDS WHO WANT TO CUT THEIR WRISTS AND BE VAMPIRES
Shad0vvs: Its cool theres avampries n
Shad0vvs: stuff
Shad0vvs: So yeah
Shad0vvs: Lets petition to get twilight into l4d
Shad0vvs: No
Shad0vvs: We need everyone
Shad0vvs: To play
President Elect Barack Obama: No
Shad0vvs: It with twilight
Shad0vvs: So then when you get bit
Shad0vvs: you turn into a vampire
Shad0vvs: And all the normal zombies are vampires
Shad0vvs: The smoker pulls you then bites your neck
Shad0vvs: the hunter bites your neck if he jumps on you
Shad0vvs: the tank walks up and bites your neck
Shad0vvs: the boomer just attreacts neck biters
Shad0vvs: or bats
Shad0vvs: I think we should have bats
Shad0vvs: So who wants to start up a petition
Shad0vvs: Id be sweet if like you had to protect zoey thoug hteh whole thing as a vampire though

WALL OF TEXT=Little kid wants Twilight in Left 4 Dead
RRRAAAAAGGGGEEE Level=6 All of this is real it was just posted on the steam 411 chat.

[Funky Biscuits]

Goddamn Twighlight loving Emos

[Obama Yo Momma]

Goddamn Twighlight loving Emos

Agreed.

[Malkavia]

agreed as well it was bad enough that south park ripped on the sanguinarian community because it is a legitimate community but twilight i mean seriously wtfxup

[masterblaze0]

Twilight-loving SCENES, you mean?

And Twilight is GAY.

[binge]

worst idea evar

i rather have a space ship that drops zombies that can't die

[Obama Yo Momma]

worst idea evar

i rather have a space chips that drops zombies that can't die

He might the same 8 year old.

[JediDwag]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-w as-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html)

[Halfeatendonkey]

wtf is twilight

[Infest0125]

wtf is twilight

You don't talk to girls too much, do ya sonny....

[JediDwag]

You don't talk to girls too much, do ya sonny....

lol Too true...

[Bobic]

Dead Fish: twilight sucks, sorry
I agree that twilight sucks, but i hate when people say "sorry" when they obviously don't mean it. Its like saying: "sorry, but you suck", they're trying to be cute AND IT PISSES ME OFF >:(
President Elect Barack Obama: LITTLE EMO KIDS WHO WANT TO CUT THEIR WRISTS AND BE VAMPIRES
Truer words have never been spoken.

[Funky Biscuits]

I agree that twilight sucks, but i hate when people say "sorry" when they obviously don't mean it. Its like saying: "sorry, but you suck", they're trying to be cute AND IT PISSES ME OFF >:(
Dead Fish trying to be cute? Haha!
He's just trying not to be offensive/harsh to a small child :)
Truer words have never been spoken.
Makes me glad Obama is Pres.Elec.

[Halfeatendonkey]

You don't talk to girls too much, do ya sonny....

I sure do, but i don't see how me not knowing what the fuck some shit movie or whatever is, have anything to do with if i talk with girls or not. Thats just ridicoulus.

[iKissedABoomer]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473402

[Funky Biscuits]

Thats just ridicoulus.

In Sweden aren't there 3 girls for every 1 man?
Or something crazy like that you Swedes oh you!

[Havoc1310]

Makes me glad Obama is Pres.Elec.

You know that ISN'T actually him, right? You're not the neighborhood spastic are you?

[Girls Are Pretty]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473402

Oh fuck, I laughed so hard. You can't appreciate that fully until you've seen it...

[Obama Yo Momma]

You know that ISN'T actually him, right? You're not the neighborhood spastic are you?

Excuse me?

[CarrionSwarmJosh]

In Sweden aren't there 3 girls for every 1 man?
Or something crazy like that you Swedes oh you!
I'm pretty sure it's 3 girly men for every woman. Nothing ever gets done. Just like here in Canada. 4 Beavers (not the vaginal kind) for every Man. Women don't live in Canada.

[Funky Biscuits]

Oh fuck, I laughed so hard. You can't appreciate that fully until you've seen it...
Liquid Poison $15.99?

[Left 4 Dead]

I friended him.

[Girls Are Pretty]

Liquid Poison $15.99?

It's the kinda thing you go see with some friends and sit at the back of the theater, possibly drunk, and make fun of it the whole time through. Go to a late showing and there might be only 3 to 6 more people there.

[Cheeseliker]

Nobody thinks the person was being sarcastic? Nobody? Nobody thinks maybe it was a joke? Or a troll? Because if there are seriously people out there that think like this, they should die a horrible painful death.

[Obama Yo Momma]

Nobody thinks the person was being sarcastic? Nobody? Nobody thinks maybe it was a joke? Or a troll? Because if there are seriously people out there that think like this, they should die a horrible painful death.

He is serious Dead serious

[Funky Biscuits]

SOMEONES gotta like Twighlight, how else would it be popular?

[Obama Yo Momma]

Shad0vvs: Hmm
Shad0vvs: Im going to send gabe newell an email about this
Shad0vvs: GabeN@valvesoftware.com
Shad0vvs: So im going to send him my ideas

GOD NO

[binge]

i don't even know what it is ?

all i know about is .. vampires

[Cheeseliker]

Popular does not equal good. Teeny-boppers like twilight. Teeny-boppers like shit. Therefore, twilight=shit.

[NdRw]

twilight.... imagine high school musical, the goth version, and without dancing. throw in some vampire teenagers, and there you have it.

[Left 4 Dead]

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/l4dtwilightm ode (http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/l4dtwilightmode)

Do it.

[iKissedABoomer]

no.

[_Omerta_]

I'll just put this here

tWHYlight (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/473402)

[binge]

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/l4dtwilightm ode

Do it.


I just did

http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/535/petitionfo3.jpg (http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/535/petitionfo3.jpg)

edit; i want to see this petition in an hour or so, should be a laugh

[Obama Yo Momma]

I just did

So did I.;D

[Dead Fish]

I agree that twilight sucks, but i hate when people say "sorry" when they obviously don't mean it. Its like saying: "sorry, but you suck", they're trying to be cute AND IT PISSES ME OFF >:(

Actually, I was sorry for him liking Twilight. That would be "Sorry that you suck." ;) Not to be taken too seriously, though.

I just did

Signed for hell of it!

[iKissedABoomer]

I'll just put this here

tWHYlight

Welcome to one hour ago.

[Grey Fox]

It's some dumb kid trying to troll you guys pay attention to his deliberate and shitty writing.

[Obama Yo Momma]

It's some dumb kid trying to troll you guys pay attention to his deliberate and shitty writing.


Yeah it turned out be a troll I am well aware.

[Cheeseliker]

Like I said. Man, you guys are pretty gullible.