Post the carnage you beat in with the Tank.

[Badboy]

So just post you're most epic ownage moments while you were the tank. (Also you can post the non ownage moments as well.)

My best one was in the first level of the No Mercy Campaign. I turn out to be a tank, and the survivors are in the alley way part of the level. One survivor playing Zoey was smart along with another friend, and decided to go back into the apartment building.

Well, I smashed a car into Bill, while Louis was running to go back with his other teammates, a very nice smoker, dragged him out so I can smash HIM with the very same car I smashed Bill with. So, with the same car, I tried smashing the car into the doorway of the apartment building because stupid Francis was just edging out of the doorway.

Well I failed many times trying to smash the car in, so I was about to just beat them up the old fashioned way. When Suddenly Francis runs out to try to help Bill to the ground. Well, I killed Francis with the very same car, and proceeded to go into the building to beat Zoey.

Let me tell you all, Zoey was running for her life, as I had about 2000 HP left, and ready to fucking kill her. So it all ended with this very comical run around the apartments game, where she would run around and around. Well, I eventually cought on and went the OTHER way she was running.

Well, she died a violent death once we met up together.


So much laughs were had for the Infected team.

[RATT]

getting the achievement All 4 Dead with one swing at the car in NM1 to incap all 4 survivors =D

[InstantDeath]

on NM 2 and all the survivors were with green health (we were doin really bad) and then they are nearing the alarm car, and I spawn and hit the car, the car flies through the air (it was actually airborne for a second) and landed right on top of the survivors. Within 5 seconds they all ragequitted.

[SlainPwner666]

With two swings smack three of the four survivors off the rooftop of the no mercy finale. Ragequitting ensues and I would have had all for dead if it wasnt for that god damn hunter stealing my kill

[blah]

car + 4 survivors = BOWLING!!!

[mda]

Rock sniping the survivors to death in BH 5 before they even get into the corn field. Sniping from a while back in the corn field, getting ridiculous hit after ridiculous hit off while my teammates help harrass them until they all get downed. Was awesome fun. Also all 4 dead a few times in different places, none as memorable as the hilariously successful rock sniping though.

[CarrionSwarmJosh]

Paperclip, elastic, and 4 tacks... I definitely MacGyvered it.

[_Omerta_]

Killing a team by throwing 21 rocks over a house on NM5 and hitting one of them each and every time in a row without taking 1 point of damage.

[TidalSpiral]

On No Mercy 3, it spawned me as Tank right after the Survivors busted down that one door to skip the lift event. Well three were already half health so I started knocking them around the warehouse / hallway. A Hunter jacked Bill in a corner and I had the other two men almost incapped as a Boomer hit them. Well Zoey apparently knew their fate was catching up and took off behind me through the warehouse area with about 50 health left. I went running after her and saw the forklift so I go hit it, expecting to punch it into her. The hit flung it through the air OVER her head and blocked the door upside down balancing on one top corner. I just stood there for a few seconds as she turned around, knelt down and threw a molotov at her feet. I let the flames incap her. lol

Oh and I destroyed a team by rock sniping once on the NM finale. They had no health packs left but one and all had 50 or less health so I just pelted them as they desperately tried to avoid the other special infected. My favorite part of it was when I was playing peek-a-boo behind a little air vent thing to the left of the radio building lobbing a rock, and Louis was doing the same with a hunting rifle, then I flung a rock just as a Boomer came running up the stairs. The rock bursted him on all four Survivors.

[Viron_x]

I remember the second time I ever spawned as a tank was NM1 outside the alley. Took a few swipes, but I got all four of em with the car before they could get inside. Let me tell you, that feels really good on your like 4th VS game ever. :D

My other favorite moment is a repeatable one: When you have them down to 1 survivor, you're chasing them, they turn to see how far behind you are and catch a rock to the face. Never gets old.

With two swings smack three of the four survivors off the rooftop of the no mercy finale.

I was under the impression you couldn't hit more than one survivor per swing? This is what I was told anyways, they don't often bunch up enough for me to test it.

[Yoghurt]

I believe the best moment so far for me was when I got the tank in No Mercy 2 ending, the long street with the safe room on its end.

While the survivors are making a run for it towards the safe room, I pop out from behind the truck and throw the red car with the alarm straight at them, incapacitating 3 out of four survivors, the fourth one runs away shocked while shooting me with his shotty and apparently hitting the car.

As the alarm sounds, the fourth survivor finds himself chased by two hunters, a smoker, a zombie horde and of course the mighty tank.

We all had a nice laugh when it ended. I was twice as satisfied when I saw the achievement text. Sadly, the next round I was playing the survivors and the same thing happened to us, I was the last one standing and I got owned by the other dude just at the same spot.
How original the AI-Director is.

It was still funny. :D

[iKissedABoomer]

I raped without lube.

[SkippyTheWancr]

Not exactly ass kicking, but I was playing on NM finale, and got a tank. I hit 2 survivors off the side, the second one had a hunter on him. The hunter was slightly annoyed, and the next time we got a tank, he was it and I was a hunter, pounced on top of one of the survivors. He runs over, knocks me off as revenge. I get another tank (2 -1, I win) when the heli comes, and I ignore the survivors and just chase after the other dude. Alas, I don't get him before the survivors get on the heli, but it was still funny.

[DJTricky]

I was playing NM 3 and they just got into the warehouse area and they were coming down the middle aisle (don't ask why, I dont care for their "logic") so I ran up, smashed the forklift and incapped all of them instantly. It made for the epic lulz.

[DTard]

I think the best time i did was I didn't attack them when I spawned....
I stayed where i spawned and waited till they all jumped into the sewers and then just poped out and they were just toast.... they couldn't run away xD