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The One
08-06-2007, 08:17 AM
Basically just quote words from people and make them into stupid but funny sentences.

Here is some words that I will put up to get us started:

balls me you at there in on top love suck bitch ass monkey nuggets mouth of your this that when where home house if us his at

Ok I cant think of more for now thats just all I'll put.

(I made this thread cause my good friend Dark requested it and Quot can make some funny sh!t on this)

Edit: think of this as another fun forum game :D

iRelentless
08-06-2007, 08:18 AM
Basically
I cant think
words
and make
sentences.

QuotidianTemerity
08-06-2007, 08:19 AM
Basically

I cant think

The One
08-06-2007, 08:20 AM
lol ok give me 1 sec..

The One
08-06-2007, 08:21 AM
Oh man, I didnt notice it was both of you against me....... ok its war......

QuotidianTemerity
08-06-2007, 08:22 AM
Oh man, I

cant think


Thing is, we need some actual posts if there are to be any good quotes.
This thread is SILLEH.

The One
08-06-2007, 08:24 AM
both of you
can
put
my
balls
in
your
mouth

hahahhahah I win

iRelentless
08-06-2007, 08:25 AM
Oh man, I didnt
make
funny sentences.


give me 1
monkey

The One
08-06-2007, 08:25 AM
Thing is, we need some actual posts if there are to be any good quotes.
This thread is SILLEH.
That is true, just give it some time. I'm sure people will post things like "This is a stupid thread and stuff" the things they say will give us P0W4 0V4 9 THOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!

darksora2323
08-06-2007, 08:26 AM
ok i will post random post from other topics
that will do lol

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:26 AM
suck
this
monkey nugget
bitch
.
now thats just
stupid but funny
.
Basically
Here is
your
ho
se
there
on top
of your
monkey nuggets
in
his
mouth
.
I made
people
love
at
his
home
.
think of this as
sh!t on
:
sh!t
O
f
f

The One
08-06-2007, 08:26 AM
Hahah give me 1 monkey, that was funny :P

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:28 AM
I shall post something full of word-ness for to make sentance!



A gold nugget is a naturally occurring piece of native gold. Watercourses often concentrate the nuggets and they are recovered by placer mining, but they may also be found in residual deposits where the gold-bearing veins have decayed. Nuggets are also found in the tailing piles of previous mining operations, especially those left by gold mining dredges. They are never pure 24K in composition but rather about 20 to 22K (~about 83% to 92%). Nuggets are also referred to by their "fineness", for example "865 fine" means the nugget is 865 parts per thousand in gold. The common impurities are silver and copper. Sometimes they are mostly quartz.

Gold nuggets are rare, and even a small nugget will fetch 1.5-2 times the spot price of gold. Very large nuggets are extremely rare, and sell for very high prices.

The largest gold nugget ever found was the Welcome Stranger, found in Victoria, Australia in 1867. It weighed over 2,100 troy ounces (65.2 kg). The largest gold nugget in existence is the Hand of Faith, found by Kevin Hillier in Victoria in 1980 using a metal detector.

[edit] See also

* Gold mining
* Gold prospecting
* Gold rush
* Nugget (coin)

The One
08-06-2007, 08:28 AM
HAHAHAHAAH gorgoth you get 10 points :D

darksora2323
08-06-2007, 08:28 AM
these are things to quote from
not an actually funny one



ok, we have to stop dancing around this shit, ppl who dont want to see posts about what ppl want to play this game on can just stay out of the thread. . . dont come in read all posts and say. . .this will lead to flaming. because this is a good idea for a thread, im quite interested to kno how everyone intends to play this game and what they will buy it for, and for anyone who says shit like

darksora2323
08-06-2007, 08:29 AM
my english is basic sorry but im not reading all that :(

The One
08-06-2007, 08:29 AM
I shall
get
you
monkey
nuggets
to get us started

The One
08-06-2007, 08:30 AM
YAY :D FOR DARK!

Now let the quoting COMMENSE!!!!!

No Shelter
08-06-2007, 08:31 AM
Is this seriously what our forums consist of now? Jesus what happened.

The One
08-06-2007, 08:32 AM
Jesus
suck
me
ass monkey

And yes No Shelter, it is....... Besides its fun :D

QuotidianTemerity
08-06-2007, 08:35 AM
what

Is this

Jesus

The One
08-06-2007, 08:37 AM
I cant think

QuotidianTemerity
08-06-2007, 08:40 AM
A

No Shelter

is a naturally occurring piece of

SILLEH.

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:42 AM
ok, we have to stop
the
monkey nuggets
from
wasting
my good friend
s
ass
or
he W
ill
experience
P0W4 0V4 9 THOUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!
and
sh!t
his
ass
with
The largest
nugget
of
shit
ever
!
!
!
!
!



You're welcome.

The One
08-06-2007, 08:44 AM
captain
ass monkey
is
Here
haha j/k

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:44 AM
a
monkey nugget
is
a
naturally occurring piece of
Jesus
love

The One
08-06-2007, 08:45 AM
Gorgoth I seriously fell on the ground laughing so damn hard, I'm still laughing from that HAAHAH ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

D_Smid4499
08-06-2007, 08:45 AM
I cant
grow
balls

That must suck

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:45 AM
Why thank you. It took a while to write.

The One
08-06-2007, 08:46 AM
ROFLMAO

The One
08-06-2007, 08:47 AM
I can
suck
you
the one
:D

m4stryfe
08-06-2007, 08:47 AM
See what those assholes did by making us wait till 2008? Yeah that rhymes.

The One
08-06-2007, 08:48 AM
See what those assholes did by making us wait till 2008? Yeah that rhymes.
HAHAHA thats true, by pushing the date back we resort to monkey nugget quotes :P

D_Smid4499
08-06-2007, 08:48 AM
The one
between
my legs
I call
a
penis
doesn't exist
sux to be u, so what would i suck on

QuotidianTemerity
08-06-2007, 08:49 AM
Gorgoth

I

fell

in love

with

CHERRY PIE

The One
08-06-2007, 08:49 AM
See what those assholes did by making us
suck
monkey nuggets

The One
08-06-2007, 08:50 AM
sux to be u, so what would i suck on
You completely made your own words, or did you?

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:50 AM
captain
top love
monkey
we
have
decayed
nugget
dredges
on
Australia
my good
Hand of Faith, found by
Jesus
in Victoria
s
ass
suck
that
bitch
Jesus
suck
!!!!!!!!!

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:52 AM
Maybe a tad too far :D

QuotidianTemerity
08-06-2007, 08:52 AM
I fail :<

The One
08-06-2007, 08:53 AM
No
,
I
have
1
in
your
mouth
I beat that D_ something guy :D

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:53 AM
you
fail
monkey
nuggets

The One
08-06-2007, 08:54 AM
I fail :<
Why did you fail? YOUR THE ALMIGHTY QUOT!!!!

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:56 AM
suck

Jesus

suck

The One
08-06-2007, 08:57 AM
ahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaa

QuotidianTemerity
08-06-2007, 08:58 AM
Why did you fail? YOUR THE ALMIGHTY QUOT!!!!

I can't keep up with YUO FAKKEN FAGETS.

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 08:59 AM
sux to
suck on
you
Jesus

The One
08-06-2007, 08:59 AM
I can't keep up with YUO FAKKEN FAGETS.
COULD THIS BE!!!!!! The almighty Quouting GOD that I looked up to is backing DOWN?!?!?!?!!?.................................... ..........

D_Smid4499
08-06-2007, 09:00 AM
this is horrible im leaving. after i finish my drink.

QuotidianTemerity
08-06-2007, 09:00 AM
this is horrible im leaving. after i finish my drink.


I shall lament your absence.




Like, not.


Good luck with that mod of yours. Not that it'll actually be released.

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 09:01 AM
I'm not the one sucking, Jesus is. :D, or should I say :o?

The One
08-06-2007, 09:01 AM
Gorgoth must have a grudge against Jesus, but its still funny

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 09:02 AM
I shall lament your
monkey nuggets
bitch


Like,
Yeah

The One
08-06-2007, 09:03 AM
LOL keepem coming bro your killing me

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 09:04 AM
besides
Kevin Hillier

Jesus
is the only person I can use, well, the only good one at least.

The One
08-06-2007, 09:05 AM
:D, dont matter its still funny as hell. You should feel proud though, you defeated the Undefeated champion QUOTIDIOUS. So now you take the title :D

The One
08-06-2007, 09:06 AM
I wonder why D_Smidd comes here and dogs on me.... Dont know what I did to that guy :P Who cares

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 09:09 AM
no
this is
SILLEH
im leaving. after i finish
with
Kevin Hillier
and
HIS
bro
im
killing
em
with
a
mining dredge

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 09:11 AM
im leaving
this is
SILLEH

The One
08-06-2007, 09:19 AM
hahaaah

darksora2323
08-06-2007, 09:22 AM
dells are good for pornos (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSmwJ6OgWko) lol

QuotidianTemerity
08-06-2007, 09:51 AM
dells are good for pornos lol

Fake.

The One
08-06-2007, 10:04 AM
Fake.
ass
monkey
nuggets

DJTricky
08-06-2007, 01:05 PM
The largest
monkey
nugget ever found
was
suck
ed
by
Jesus
and
weighed
by
the Hand
of
Kevin Hillier

The One
08-06-2007, 01:07 PM
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DJTricky
08-06-2007, 01:09 PM
Jesus
suck
ed
Kevin Hillier
s
ass

Deadly
08-06-2007, 01:17 PM
i got a quote from bush


&quot;I believe the human being and the fish can co-exist peacefully&quot;

also

&quot;I know you work hard to put food on your family&quot;

also

&quot;It's not pollution that's harming our enviorment. It's the impurities in the air and water that are doing it.&quot;

i could go all day with bush quotes

The One
08-06-2007, 01:22 PM
I
put
food
on your
ass

Deadly
08-06-2007, 01:28 PM
why would you do that?

DJTricky
08-06-2007, 02:04 PM
I
would
pollut
e
your
ass
with
my
foo
t
all day

Watch this:
Foot In Ass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9hw1aFvy_c&mode=related&search=)

dontleave
08-06-2007, 02:08 PM
We
Are
Gay
For
Each
Other

gorgoth
08-06-2007, 06:19 PM
&quot;It's not pollution that's harming our enviorment. It's the impurities in the air and water that are doing it.&quot;

You bastard! That's not Bush! That's Almighty-God-King Dan Quayle.

DJTricky
08-07-2007, 06:52 AM
Bush
suck
s

The One
08-07-2007, 06:54 AM
my
ass





<div class="quote"><div class="quoting">Quoting: dontleave;]Quoting: darksora2323
We
Quoting: m4stryfe
Are
Quoting: QuotidianTemerity
Gay
Quoting: D_Smid4499
For
Quoting: No Shelter
Each
Quoting: The One
Other [/QUOTE]
That had me laughing :D

DJTricky
08-07-2007, 07:02 AM
I can't keep up
my
penis
but
I can
keep up
my
monkey nuggets