Left 4 Dead 3 Word Story Thread (2)

[Mooman77]

the witches eating

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

happy rainbow hunters

[Mooman77]

who screamed "HALP!"

[Niob_thunder]

with magic muffins

[Mooman77]

. But the boomer

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

was partying hard

[Mooman77]

with his mum

[Niob_thunder]

while txting the

[Mooman77]

smoker who was

[REDSHARK_]

banging the witch

[DethPenguin]

stopped because 411 is full of horny bastards looking for L4D Porn.

[gonnhead]

el oh el.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Lets start over.

[SlainPwner666]

Fine.
Playing versus, they

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Failed to exploit

[Jacks Murderous Grin]

zoeys......handgun skillz

[REDSHARK_]

which were "attractive"

>:)

[one of them]

, but they lacked

[apimon]

the power of

[Howler]

not jumping off

[apimon]

the cake of

[Howler]

aaaaaurrrggh. Bill shot

[apimon]

shot him again

[Howler]

and annouced that

[apimon]

pies are better

[Howler]

than zoey's....guns

[apimon]

of pure awsomeness

[Howler]

and uber hawtness

[apimon]

and cake power

[Howler]

then louis went

[apimon]

to starbucks cafe

[zombicidalmaniac]

to get a

[Jacks Murderous Grin]

milkshake from zoey

[R26]

which is strange...

[zombicidalmaniac]

because zoey shot

[Howler]

louis in the

[Zorgy]

foetus. His water

[Mooman77]

broke and a

[Zorgy]

zombie midwife appeared

[Mooman77]

and pounced on

[Zorgy]

louis's babies who

[Mooman77]

look like bill

[Zorgy]

and kungfoo'd thezombiemidwife
Thats 3 words :P

[Niob_thunder]

then flirted with

[docofthemist1337]

teammates from across

[Niob_thunder]

the burger pizza

[REDSHARK_]

restaurant owned by

[Grubster11]

Bill's dad who

[REDSHARK_]

was a WWII veteran

[Slitka]

who hid in

[SlainPwner666]

vietnam until the

[InnSain]

day he was

[Grubster11]

an Asian guru

[SlainPwner666]

??????
but then, he

[blah]

Screwed the flying

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and started running

[knighthawk17]

towards a cliff

[Niob_thunder]

named steves mcdooly

[fpstay]

bill fell down

[lawlhat]

into the pit

[fpstay]

where lot of

[Slitka]

angry crabs pinched

[Niob_thunder]

his armpit hairs

[Slitka]

that were named

[fpstay]

and took his

[Slitka]

ugly brown shoes

[DeadlyPlatypus]

and burned them.

[Niob_thunder]

with rave sticks

[Slitka]

A rainbow colored

[Grubster11]

pistol with a

[Slitka]

bloody blue dildo

[Grubster11]

that zoey once

[REDSHARK_]

lost her virginity

[nitro_hedgehog]

enough with with the sexual references involving zoey you sick bastards.

. bill shot a

[DeadlyPlatypus]

pickle out his

[DTard]

Lol, read the rules guys

1. 3 words only, comments in italics
2. Lets try to kep this PG, ok guys? I dont want this to become more L4D fantasy pron..
3. L4D related
Giant pickle shooter

[Shrubberyjsc]

which was only

[DeadlyPlatypus]

and suddenly it
I didn't mean for that previous comment to imply something sexual fyi

[DTard]

waiting for deadly to edit

[Howler]

and suddenly it
rained chocolate raaain

[REDSHARK_]

then tay zonday

[Anthony]

then tay zonday
wtf?
Then several jiggly

[REDSHARK_]

Then several jiggly

tay zonday fans

[Anthony]

said "wtf-is-tay zonday"

[Slitka]

They replied shamefully

[DTard]

some retarded celebrity

[UKMD Elmo]

who eats iguanas

[zombicidalmaniac]

for breakfast which

[DTard]

tastes like chicken

[zombicidalmaniac]

then louis hit

[SlainPwner666]

zoey with a

[DTard]

giant chicken leg

[zombicidalmaniac]

which he stole

[SlainPwner666]

for medical purposes

[zombicidalmaniac]

which did not

[leet_headcrab]

give help to

[DTard]

the needy children

[leet_headcrab]

who never shoot

[DTard]

at the infected

[leet_headcrab]

unless they decide

[DTard]

they can jump

[leet_headcrab]

off the giant

[DTard]

bloated dog that

[leet_headcrab]

commits suicide because

[DTard]

he hates fatness

[leet_headcrab]

and Bill didn't

[yopdoggy]

eat because he

[leet_headcrab]

was saving room

[yopdoggy]

for smoker tongue

[UKMD Elmo]

which tastes like

[leet_headcrab]

cigar flavored taffy

[UKMD Elmo]

which was chewy.

[leet_headcrab]

and the smoker

[Keptron]

got hit by

[Deadly]

tu madre, who

[leet_headcrab]

told bill that

[Niob_thunder]

she was dying

[DethPenguin]

and he jizzed

[Niob_thunder]

and he jizzed

there are some really homo 411ers here >_>

red colored pen

[leet_headcrab]

After that Louis

[Shrubberyjsc]

failed at life.

[fpstay]

Then Zoey went

[MindStalker]

and died on

[Deadly]

and died on
my end table

[Keptron]

my end table
ending in front

[Mooman77]

ofthe heavy's SANVICH!

[leet_headcrab]

The sandvich became

[Keptron]

hunter's favorite food

[Funky Biscuits]

now I am

[leet_headcrab]

eaten and i

[Keptron]

got smashed by

[leet_headcrab]

the tanks mom

[Funky Biscuits]

rocked my sox

[leet_headcrab]

Bill told Louis

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

"Clean ma boots!"

[Slitka]

and he did.

[leet_headcrab]

Our heros then

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

shot teh face

[Keptron]

of the witch

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

before she punced

[Keptron]

and then: O o
----------/¯/___________________________ __________
----------|IM'MA FIRIN'MAH LAZAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
----------\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

[leet_headcrab]

Bill did superjump

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and kicked a

[REDSHARK_]

some retarded celebrity
"wtf-is-tay zonday"


He sung choclate rain? you know that vid that's got 10 mil views?

and kicked a

sandvich to the

[DTard]

I know who Tay Zonday is smart one. It was going along with the story

heavy who ate

[REDSHARK_]

the scout instead

[Niob_thunder]

but then what

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

He then fired

Edit: Dammit, Nlob_hunter.

[DTard]

was a giant

[REDSHARK_]

cake was actually

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

a boomer tank

[REDSHARK_]

who hated democracy

[Niob_thunder]

Edit: Dammit, Nlob_hunter.
theres an I in there lol and what about damning me :P

rubber babby buggy

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

beautifuly bubbled behind

theres an I in there lol and what about damning me :P

You posted right before me so you ruined what I said lol.

[Niob_thunder]

You posted right before me so you ruined what I said lol.
win!

razor blade witch

[leet_headcrab]

and eated cookie

[knighthawk17]

monsters tiny but

[InnSain]

tasty set of

[leet_headcrab]

remote controlled socks

[Niob_thunder]

controlled by remote

[Howler]

Controll in bill's

[REDSHARK_]

shoes made from

[Gutspill]

((HOLY CRAP 411 POSTS IN THIS THREAD.... 412 NOW))

[Howler]

shoes made from
Dead Cow skin

[fpstay]

and monkey hair

[REDSHARK_]

so quarintine officers

[DethPenguin]

made a movie

[knighthawk17]

of a boomer

[InnSain]

that had alotta (yes one word) :D

[REDSHARK_]

cake in his

[leet_headcrab]

boxershorts of doom

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

While looking around

[Stilettos]

to make sure

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

that the autoshotty

[Howler]

was in Louis'

[GamerKing]

Crazy-ass helicopter like....

[Howler]

Which goes soi-soi-soi -soi
Har har...

[GamerKing]

Like a jive-turkey

[Howler]

Then, suicidal pig,

[Nuttz]

did a barrel roll

[REDSHARK_]

because he can

[Howler]

Then had seizure

[zombicidalmaniac]

for 3 hours

[Eagle112]

after that he

[Howler]

licked a teletubby

[leet_headcrab]

while goingtohellina handbasket

[YuriTMND]

Meanwhile, at the

[DangerWillRobinson]

Strip joint, Zoey


(This thread needs to lrn2grammar.)

[YuriTMND]

came out of

[zombicidalmaniac]

the joint and

[DangerWillRobinson]

Smoked a bowl

[zombicidalmaniac]

to get a

[YuriTMND]

box of cereal.

[Howler]

And some cocaine

[DangerWillRobinson]

on Louis' ass.

[docofthemist1337]

she then procceded to

[Niob_thunder]

braclet of green

[DangerWillRobinson]

slide down a

(WTF niob, you make no sense)

[Niob_thunder]

(WTF niob, you make no sense)
doc beat me to post by mini second :(

vertical doom slide

[kissbullet]

and ate a

[Niob_thunder]

lead pencil earaser

[DangerWillRobinson]

which lead to breast cancer.

[Niob_thunder]

which lead to breast cancer.
isnt that 4 words?

and skin AIDS

[darkmessiah]

5 words actually

which jesus healed

[Niob_thunder]

with an angry

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

witch behind him


Quoting: Niob_thunder
doc beat me to post by mini second :(

You know my pain now.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

doc beat me to post by mini second :(

You know my pain now.

[darkmessiah]

that tore him

[Niob_thunder]

You know my pain now.
funny thing is me and doc dont even live a mile appart
of his little

[YuriTMND]

Playstation Portable. King

[Niob_thunder]

aunt maple-syrup lady

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

was very scared

[Warhawk]

because gordan freeman

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

has a crowbar

[Niob_thunder]

because he lold

[Howler]

then raped Gordon-Freeman

[Steve Cloud]

Your post is disqualified, Howler. You can't hyphenate just anything and that post wasn't PG.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Disreagarding howlers post

and threw it

[fpstay]

out the awesome

[docofthemist1337]

flying pie ship

[zombicidalmaniac]

which was pounced

[docofthemist1337]

by a hibrid smoker

[DethPenguin]

it's spelled hybrid

[darkmessiah]

"I spelled wrong,"

[DethPenguin]

cried out docofthemist1337

[darkmessiah]

as he cut

[DethPenguin]

the hunter's wrists.

[darkmessiah]

Depressed, doc walked

[InnSain]

into the abyss

[zombicidalmaniac]

with a boomer

[DudeWheresMyRifle]

and the boomers mom holding him on the other hand

[zombicidalmaniac]

and the boomers mom holding him on the other hand
dude its 3 words not 10

[DudeWheresMyRifle]

sorry dude

[DethPenguin]

dakka dakka dakka

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

This is starting to go nowhere.

The tall man

[Angry Flaming Tank]

ran into a

[Seth Rox123]

pink haird crazy

[Grubster11]

Zoey look alike

[shenanigans]

who smelled like

[darkmessiah]

toasted burritos with

[Niob_thunder]

flaming nachos from

[TheDudeIsSteve]

Ok let me see.....

Bills SUPERMAGIC!!! cigarette

[Gorm_Gulthyn]

coated in t-rex-urine

[SlainPwner666]

3 word
and phone batteries

[Niob_thunder]

named bob jason

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Which could magicaly

[Howler]

Self destruct and

[Braniac]

unlock the mysteries

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

of the tyranical

[docofthemist1337]

tank of switzerland