Left 4 Dead 3 Word Story Thread (2)

[darkmessiah]

that will probably

[Grieverlionhart]

snap pedobear's dick

[InnSain]

and also will

[docofthemist1337]

stop the cake

[SHADOWSTALK3R86]

with a giant

[BadAssBoomer]

pair of claws

[darkmessiah]

that can slice

[Niob_thunder]

and a sticker

edit:damnit dark beat me to post

[REDSHARK_]

that can slice

party cakes cleanly

[Grubster11]

into two hole

[Niob_thunder]

off stickers of

edit:beaten to post agian -.-

[InnSain]

into two hole
large quantities of

[HolyEvilz]

giant Olympic swimming-pools

[zombicidalmaniac]

that were homes

[HolyEvilz]

to fags wearing

[zombicidalmaniac]

boomer sweat pants

[leet_headcrab]

and head bands

[Niob_thunder]

of mighty agility

[TheDudeIsSteve]

from Bob Marley.

[leet_headcrab]

Out of nowhere

[cheeserinoo1]

they killled them.

[leet_headcrab]

and then a

[cheeserinoo1]

Osama Bin Laden

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

was a coward

[cheeserinoo1]

and jumped into

[DangerWillRobinson]

Are you seriously F5'ing and replying to every post cheese?


cruise control for fail.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Which in turn

[docofthemist1337]

and jumped into

this destroyed thread

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

that will eventually

[DethPenguin]

be reborn into

[docofthemist1337]

a locked thread

hopefully

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

the most amazing

[leet_headcrab]

thread that never

[cheeserinoo1]

had me post

[knighthawk17]

since i took

[InnSain]

Louis' life after

[TeeHee]

he stole my

[InnSain]

very large set

[GamerKing]

of little balls

[HolyEvilz]

that were from

[zombicidalmaniac]

a L4D lego

[InnSain]

that was massive

[Geoff Portnoy]

and quite large

[Shrubberyjsc]

whilist not small

[Geoff Portnoy]

but very big.

[Shrubberyjsc]

Then Bill said,

[HolyEvilz]

eat my little balls

[Shrubberyjsc]

of cheese with

[REDSHARK_]

a interweb link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFTSDr3gBUM&featur e=related

[UKMD Elmo]

That Introspectively correlates

[nitro_hedgehog]

with bill gates

[zombicidalmaniac]

as he killed

[Niob_thunder]

the bag of

[leet_headcrab]

flying spaghetti monsters

[zombicidalmaniac]

which a tank

[leet_headcrab]

drank through a-straw

[zombicidalmaniac]

and Zoey then

[one of them]

watched as Bill

[zombicidalmaniac]

was ripped apart-by-a

[nitro_hedgehog]

blendtec brand blender

[knighthawk17]

which broke when

[one of them]

francis shoved his

[InnSain]

i got a new display pic XD

shotgun barrel in

[cheeserinoo1]

one of them

[TeeHee]

then louis learned

[REDSHARK_]

nobody is confused by my link? :O

then louis learned

that KFC isn't

[TheDudeIsSteve]

a secret KKK

[DangerWillRobinson]

meeting about the

[leet_headcrab]

financial insecurities of

[Mooman77]

the governments EPA

[darkmessiah]

OOC: that wasn't three dammit

[DethPenguin]

"Careful theirs a hunter around here" cried Bill. And he was right, a Hunter was stalking them in the depths of the darkness. Little did Zoey know, that she was the first to be raped.

[Mooman77]

the governments EPA
that wasn't three dammit
What have you been smokin?

OT: Which protected all

[Jesus123]

the governments EPA
Being Destoryed by

[nitro_hedgehog]

Being Destoryed by

you were supposed to continue off of "which protected all" idiot

Which protected all


the tank's investments

[cheeserinoo1]

in his three

[InnSain]

sets of furry

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

chipmunk lego sets

[cheeserinoo1]

so he can

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

build the tree

[Nuttz]

and then climb

[DeadlyPlatypus]

up said tree.

[cheeserinoo1]

In that tree

[Howler]

which was burnt

[cheeserinoo1]

he had stashed

[Nuttz]

alot of drugs

[HolyEvilz]

in obama's house

[Howler]

then he got

[zombicidalmaniac]

pounced by a

[HolyEvilz]

gigantic flying hippo

[Howler]

which ressembled a

[Niob_thunder]

hippo that flies

[bonniboy1]

and also playing

[darkmessiah]

What have you been smokin?
lol cheater

[cheeserinoo1]

and also playing
left 4 dead

[Zorgy]

With presidental organisms

[cheeserinoo1]

such as george

[Zorgy]

The organism who

[darkmessiah]

thought that all

[HienoKaveri]

niggas should die.

[leet_headcrab]

thought that all

people had a

[zombicidalmaniac]

right to kill-zombies-for

[InnSain]

reasons such as

[Jesus123]

Eating cake flavored-pie

[leet_headcrab]

and demolishing huge

[Mooman77]

CAKES cuz they

[HienoKaveri]

were all niggas

[knighthawk17]

and killled HienoKaveri

Watch your language you racist

[Mooman77]

and killled HienoKaveri
with baseball bats

[Darkmaster2110]

and shat on

[LeLeKiLLs]

some steamed dumplings

[knighthawk17]

that boomer made

[Zorgy]

With a spatula

[leet_headcrab]

of political incorrectness

[Geoff Portnoy]

back in 1987.

[leet_headcrab]

Our technological advances

[Geoff Portnoy]

aided us in

[leet_headcrab]

the war against

[holyfire4]

the cute puppies

[knighthawk17]

that destroyed the

[Funky Biscuits]

Jamiroqui fan base

[leet_headcrab]

and imploded the

[LeLeKiLLs]

stock of dustbusters

[holyfire4]

was finally over

[cheeserinoo1]

Then Gordon Freeman

[HienoKaveri]

said something cool

[cheeserinoo1]

which is suprising

[leet_headcrab]

because he usually

[holyfire4]

says some random

[Niob_thunder]

xbox acheiment stuff

[cheeserinoo1]

which gets really

[nitro_hedgehog]

annoying so the

[knighthawk17]

witch clawed his

[nitro_hedgehog]

glasses so Gorden

[cheeserinoo1]

cried really loud.

[nitro_hedgehog]

bill overheard the

[InnSain]

outraged screaming from

[REDSHARK_]

A chocolate man

[Marquez]

Grabbin peels and

[Iczznow]

rushed over. Arriving,

[REDSHARK_]

at a fastfood

[nitro_hedgehog]

restaurant called burger4dead

[Mooman77]

Then ninja boomers

[holyfire4]

came and ate

[docofthemist1337]

THE WHOLE WORLD

[cheeserinoo1]

then up chucked

[holyfire4]

a baby boomer

[cheeserinoo1]

which ate the

[holyfire4]

smokers,hunters,and

[linkmelee1993]

your mother and

[lambson804]

closed the thread :)

[nitro_hedgehog]

. zoey drives a

[docofthemist1337]

fuckin semi into

[Iczznow]

a sleeping tank,

[InnSain]

which then enraged

[Iczznow]

a witch nearby.

[linkmelee1993]

Then Louis yelled

[HolyEvilz]

OMFG WEETCHZ! MAN

[UKMD Elmo]

the ran screaming

[FearedAtheist]

into a huge

[TheDark12]

trout farm, which

[linkmelee1993]

spawned zombie FISHIES!!!!!1

[nitro_hedgehog]

which are useless

[UKMD Elmo]

as they can't

[linkmelee1993]

do much so

[UKMD Elmo]

they flipper you

[TheDudeIsSteve]

they flipper you

Oh no, it doesnt seem very effective!!!

into Platform ShoesOfHell

[linkmelee1993]

And you cry...

[TheDudeIsSteve]

And you cry...
wow that was quick

and hallucinate Prince

[linkmelee1993]

grabs peeels then
(At school on quick internet)

[TheDudeIsSteve]

becomes Tanks bitch

[linkmelee1993]

Bill: "Ah hell!"

[TheDudeIsSteve]

last one for now.

BecauseHe Knocked-up Boomer

[linkmelee1993]

(three words, please? and get back to REAL L4D stuff)

Zoey yelled "WITCH!"

[silverx2]

everyone then died.

[linkmelee1993]

Respawned in farmhouse


(gotta go)

[TheEpic0n3]

COMBO BREAK

[holyfire4]

Respawned in farmhouse
where a tank

[UKMD Elmo]

lights a cigar

[oroborous]

with a Molotov

[holyfire4]

every night to

[Carnage]

chase rabid badgers

[knighthawk17]

for his workout

[holyfire4]

to impress Zoey

[oroborous]

even though she

[nitro_hedgehog]

has the hots

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

in the sun

[zombicidalmaniac]

where smokers spawn

[InnSain]

. Later they all

[nitro_hedgehog]

had a beer

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and talked about

[zombicidalmaniac]

how hunters are

[cheeserinoo1]

jumping all around

how does jump all around go with how hunters are
(edit pwn)

[zombicidalmaniac]

nvm
and pouncing each

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

of the survivors

[cheeserinoo1]

and then getting

[zombicidalmaniac]

barfed on by

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

a sickly boomer.

[cheeserinoo1]

Gabe Newell who

(just go with it)

[zombicidalmaniac]

would eat creampies

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

was atually Chcago

[cheeserinoo1]

Ned who is

[Neb]

Word word word

[zombicidalmaniac]

Chicago Teds bro

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

aunt's freinds roomate

[Neb]

Three word post

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Three word post

Would that count?

[cheeserinoo1]

yes it does

[DethPenguin]

. MEANWHILE AT VALVE,

[cheeserinoo1]

Ned and Gabe

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

where creating awsome

[DeadlyPlatypus]

Tank/Heavy Hybrids

[DethPenguin]

conveniently called Teavies.

[GamerKing]

Whilst DethPenguin bent-over

[UKMD Elmo]

and categorized his

[DIV007]

bloated bowel as

[holyfire4]

a big meaty

[Niob_thunder]

a big meaty

chunk of flaming!

[Zombie Hunter]

giblet of zombie

[Geoff Portnoy]

which led to

[Alexanderkeiths]

the creation of

[Shrubberyjsc]

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

[Alexanderkeiths]

Which has huge

[TheDudeIsSteve]

and very Italian.

[nitro_hedgehog]

noodlely appendages that

[Duke51]

looked like noodles

[Duke51]

but weren't noodles

[_toolnumber5]

. Meanwhile, Bill's feet

[Alexanderkeiths]

Got stuck in

[scelestus]

a pile of

[Duke51]

bile, and then

[Jaws]

suddenly zoey was

[Zombie Hunter]

in sight of

[lawlhat]

a giant hunter

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

that had pancakes

[Alexanderkeiths]

The hunter tossed

[scelestus]

a screaming cat

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

at the face

[Alexanderkeiths]

huh?


of Zoey who..

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

was shooting zombies

[Alexanderkeiths]

The big... cat

[nitro_hedgehog]

make sense people!

. francis hates water

[Wasp]

The big... cat

scratches Zoey's clothe

[scelestus]

and then a

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

slowly dying thread

[Mooman77]

ASPLODES INTO NOTHINGNESS

[holyfire4]

.................wow what happened to this thread

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Bill, who was

[nitro_hedgehog]

shooting the tank

to answer your question holyfire4, idiots ruined this thread. i'm surprised it made it to 25 pages.

[zombicidalmaniac]

pounced by nitro_hedgehog