Left 4 Dead 3 Word Story Thread (2)

[Shrubberyjsc]

but then the

[REDSHARK_]

pedobear found tommy

[zombicidalmaniac]

and went tank

[Niob_thunder]

.................wow what happened to this thread
dumb trolling people dont dont want to follow the rule of thread and just post whatever they please took it to hell and omse trolls are still alive

Ontop of a

[UKMD Elmo]

Large articulated lorry

[Niob_thunder]

of gigantic proportions

[linkmelee1993]

of boomer bile

[UKMD Elmo]

Ontop of a
Large articulated lorry
of gigantic proportions
of boomer bile

Eh?

[linkmelee1993]

Eh?

IDK o.O

[linkmelee1993]

(so anyways...)

Awoke in hospital

[Niob_thunder]

named no-mercy

[UKMD Elmo]

in a hospital-gown

[linkmelee1993]

heard growling, so


(BTW Mercy Hospital in Pittsburgh)

[hYPE]

he shaved his

[nitro_hedgehog]

beard that was

[holyfire4]

blocking his view

[Icewolf]

from the Pedobear

[nitro_hedgehog]

blocking his view
beards don't grow UP

from the Pedobear

who was ablaze

[Icewolf]

from all the

[InnSain]

flaming retards in

[REDSHARK_]

4chan because pedobear

[Icewolf]

likes little lollies

[DethPenguin]

even though it has nothing to do with left 4 dead.

[linkmelee1993]

So Zoey said

[knighthawk17]

bananas feels good

[DIV007]

in my fajita

[knighthawk17]

with chunky meat

[cheeserinoo1]

. They got hungry

[nitro_hedgehog]

and killed cows

seriously, enough with the damn porno fantasies. if thats your thing then please, go to a fetish site, not here. it's not relevant, it's not funny, and it's not wanted

[leet_headcrab]

with flaming chainsaws

[knighthawk17]

seriously, enough with the damn porno fantasies. if thats your thing then please, go to a fetish site, not here. it's not relevant, it's not funny, and it's not wantedMaybe your just thinking wrong? who doesnt like bananas and who dosnt like meat in fajitas? their yummy =P ^.^ It all depends on your perspective...

without gas but

[Zorgy]

A bizzarly sterile

[knighthawk17]

boomer jumped and

[Zorgy]

Sterilized kenyan artifacts

[leet_headcrab]

exploded with joy

[Zorgy]

But in sterile

[nitro_hedgehog]

But in sterile

thank you for ruining that sentence

exploded with joy

showering the survivors.

[Geoff Portnoy]

But in 1778,

[OhComeOnNate]

a pusillanimous chinchilla

[linkmelee1993]

(got back on subject before the thread is shut)

Survivors killed tank

[OhComeOnNate]

Oh it's supposed to be L4D related...gotcha. But it could still work from my previous post. The sentence could be like

"But in 1778, a pusillanimous chinchilla mutated into a..."

GOGOGO!

[linkmelee1993]

(oooookaaaaayyyyyyy... if no one wants to do a left 4 dead one, make a new thread for a niscellaneous one. now. get out of here.)

fine. here's yours: GIANT THING THATDIED.

(continue please)

and ran to

[OhComeOnNate]

the gay bar

[nitro_hedgehog]

your supposed to put comments in italics

and ran to



a combine harvester

[OhComeOnNate]

meh you suckzors

that got pipebombed

[Milenkov]

Hey guys what's goin' on?

There, he saw

[OhComeOnNate]

not much apparently we have to be on topic. sheesh. lol jk

a zombified lemur

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

a magnicent hunter

[OhComeOnNate]

I win yet again.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

a zombified lemur
that pounced on

[Milenkov]

I wonder where this sentence will go...

Peelz-induced Uber Louis.

[OhComeOnNate]

Louis shouted HAX!

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

And threw monitor

[OhComeOnNate]

that accidentally killed

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Gordon Freemans son.

[OhComeOnNate]

The lemur jumped

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and flew over

[OhComeOnNate]

the hospital where

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

the helicopter blades

[OhComeOnNate]

lightly kissed its

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Long tail. He

[InnSain]

flimsy tail and

[Geoff Portnoy]

Going off Bill:

got into his

[nitro_hedgehog]

very expensive BMW

[InstantDeath]

which went vroom

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and sped off

[Etheallmighty]

lets see how you guys end this sentence

hastily into the

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

sunset. While Francis

How did you think it was going to end?

[OhComeOnNate]

choked on a

[nitro_hedgehog]

spicy tofu sandvich

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

that resembled a

[Zorgy]

Sterile boomer who

[Milenkov]

had recently imploded.

[Zorgy]

a sterile boomer

[OhComeOnNate]

Needless to say

[Zorgy]

A sterile boomer

[OhComeOnNate]

rolled into the

[The_Underscore]

room full of

[Zorgy]

Sterile boomers who

[nitro_hedgehog]

room full of

sleeping survivors who

enough with the damn "sterile boomers"

[Zorgy]

Hey screw you! :P
Hate sterile boomers.

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

The feral hunter

[one of them]

denied thy father,

[linkmelee1993]

SIGH...

and stole smoker's(kill)

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and stole smoker's

feral hunter. As

[linkmelee1993]

(o...m...f...g...)

bill shot at

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

a feral hunter

Lol. Just fucking with you, dude. Last one.

[linkmelee1993]

(thanks.)

which pounced on

(actually, that's better than what other ppl were saying...)

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

a scottish tank

[linkmelee1993]

(oy, go and get some haggis! ahhh... wearing a kilt, too!)

who threw rocks

(...randomly pulled out of a wooden floor... ????)

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

made of wood.

There, logic applied.

[linkmelee1993]

(ah hah, I substitute your reality and put in my own!)

...(that gave Zoey killer splinters)

Bill yelled "TANK!!!!"

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and threw his

[linkmelee1993]

molotov at Francis (accidentaly, of course...)

"Grabbin peels - AAAHHHHH!!!!"

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

Fucking Bill. Always his fault.

Francis started to

[linkmelee1993]

whine like a

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

man on fire

[YuriTMND]

with a lobster

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and a vest

[YuriTMND]

on the wrong

[linkmelee1993]

side of his

(oh god, I don't even wanna SEE what you guys'll post next...)

[YuriTMND]

body. It looked

[linkmelee1993]

(thank you LOL)

like a purse

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

that was made

[darkmessiah]

to penetrate the

[YuriTMND]

flames of desire.

[darkmessiah]

He then felt

[linkmelee1993]

flames of desire.
???? WTF?

A hunter poking

[darkmessiah]

the bottom of

[YuriTMND]

his leather Boots.

[darkmessiah]

He then got

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

pissed and kicked

[YuriTMND]

Zoey from the

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

balcony of his

[YuriTMND]

Malibu Stacy Dreamhouse

[darkmessiah]

where he used

[YuriTMND]

to play with

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

a feral hunter

[YuriTMND]

doll. Bill laughed

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and loaded his

[YuriTMND]

automatic shotgun with

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

chocolate corn sheep

[zombicidalmaniac]

who were turning-into

[Geoff Portnoy]

chocolate maize sheep.

[oroborous]

All the sheep

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

set on water

[Icewolf]

were frolicking in

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

a fire puddle

[T5seconds]

because of zoey

[Niob_thunder]

who had forgotten

[Geoff Portnoy]

to brush her

[Krackman]

giant bed with

[linkmelee1993]

a pipe bomb

[Keptron]

and grabbin peelz

[linkmelee1993]

accidentaly set (the pipebomb) off

[Higgy531]

with ranch dressing

[YuriTMND]

. Meanwhile, Louis had

[DethPenguin]

ate some KFC

[YuriTMND]

and needed to

[DethPenguin]

release sexual tension.

[linkmelee1993]

So he shot

[Higgy531]

a molotov cocktail

[YuriTMND]

and it burst

[Higgy531]

and Louis' head

[linkmelee1993]

caught on fire!!!

(so here's how it goes...

"Grabbin peels- AAAHHH!!!!!! OMFG! OHHHH SHIIIITTT!!!!"

heh.)

[Higgy531]

So Francis decided

[linkmelee1993]

to smack Bill

[Higgy531]

with Zoey's big
No sex jokes!

[YuriTMND]

sense of pride,

[Higgy531]

Good one!

Anyways


So Francis cried

[linkmelee1993]

("I'm a gay loser!" No, just kidding)

"WITCH!" and then

[YuriTMND]

everybody fell silent.

[Higgy531]

(because) Chicago Ted died

[YuriTMND]

and his fat

[Higgy531]

Chihuahua bit a

[YuriTMND]

finger off his

[linkmelee1993]

(oh no! Chicago Ted!!!!!!)

pet smoker's hand

[Higgy531]

it couldn't smoke!

[SlainPwner666]

and then SLAIN

[linkmelee1993]

(sorry about that, little SLOW internet...)

melee'd the chihuahua

[Higgy531]

(and) yelled TACO BELL

[linkmelee1993]

CUT THE CHALUPA!

[Higgy531]

The 4th wall

[linkmelee1993]

broke and Zoey

[SlainPwner666]

stabbed bill because

[Higgy531]

Mountain Dew rocks

[YuriTMND]

and Bill said

[SlainPwner666]

YOU FUCKING BITCH

[Higgy531]

nvm this post

[YuriTMND]

but then apologized.

[linkmelee1993]

and bill pimp-slapped

[Higgy531]

Louis' bucket-o' KFC

[YuriTMND]

for looking at

[Higgy531]

Francis' rather impressive

[linkmelee1993]

his tasty bucket-o' bullets

[Higgy531]

from his album

[linkmelee1993]

"Tasty Feral Hunters"

[Higgy531]

which went Platinum

[linkmelee1993]

because of the

[YuriTMND]

sales. Zoey confessed

[Higgy531]

she was on

[linkmelee1993]

boomer crack, so

[YuriTMND]

she kissed Bill

[Higgy531]

and he vomited

[linkmelee1993]

(damn this slow internet!)

the bucket-o' KFC, and

[Higgy531]

(The) Internet committed suicide

[linkmelee1993]

and everybody died. (START OVER!!!!)

[Higgy531]

NM1's roof was

[linkmelee1993]

too cold, so

[YuriTMND]

Bill hugged Zoey

[Higgy531]

Who yelled "RAPE"

[linkmelee1993]

she yelled, "RAPE!"

EDIT: Wow... ESP, I tell ya!

and Louis puked

[YuriTMND]

but still enjoyed

[linkmelee1993]

(it). Francis grabbed popcorn

[YuriTMND]

and watched the

[black671]

special olympics, while

[YuriTMND]

Bill and Zoey

[Higgy531]

watched Conan O'Brian

[linkmelee1993]

and Louis watched...

[Higgy531]

(The) White Stripes perform

[linkmelee1993]

and laughed while

[Higgy531]

Francis jumped off

This started on a roof, remember?

[linkmelee1993]

and died. But...

[Higgy531]

respawned after 45

[linkmelee1993]

seconds because of (the weird AID?)

[YuriTMND]

the magical closet

[linkmelee1993]

and Francis came-out-of-the-closet! (sorry)

[Higgy531]

which exploded purple

[linkmelee1993]

goop on (a) witch

[Higgy531]

who was on

[linkmelee1993]

top of (a) tank

[Higgy531]

that was fond (of)

[linkmelee1993]

the bucket-o' KFC Louis

[Higgy531]

still hadn't finished

[linkmelee1993]

(while I get the shit beat out of me on PRO mode in RE 5... :( ...)

even though (they) died.

[Higgy531]

in the Finale

[linkmelee1993]

So they moved

(night everybody)

[Higgy531]

To Riverside

3char

[linkmelee1993]

(suprise 1 last post)

where they found

[Shrubberyjsc]

all my peeelz

[Obama Yo Momma]

which were covered

[Nuttz]

with his jizz

(sorry couldn't help it)

[Geoff Portnoy]

that was (actually) jazz

[Nuttz]

which sounded like

[Steve Cloud]

your drunkard mother


I can't wait until the end when someone gets all these three-word fragments and brings them together in one massive post.

[GamerKing]

who threatended banning

[Stupoider]

Gamerking, for posting

[GamerKing]

that LOOOOOOL picture

[Steve Cloud]

one more time.

[GamerKing]

one more time.


Must resist posting

[Steve Cloud]

he thought to

[Nuttz]

but then he

[GamerKing]

Sent a message

[holyfire4]

to a tank

[Higgy531]

and said that

[LeLeKiLLs]

who was wearing

[Higgy531]

a pink tutu

[nitro_hedgehog]

that was ablaze

i have a compelling urge to play C&C just to get rid of this horrible story from my brain

[Higgy531]

because Luis forgot

[Bloodshed269]

to bring a

[DethPenguin]

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS

So a helicopter landed in Sydney with a load of infected that curiously enough had ak-47s and boomboxes. They started to dance towards the explosive, purple duckling pills. They took off their pants, put them back FIRED THEIR LAZORZ AND reloading! Piiilz here said louis, when bill got a text message from the tank saying: "saw a boomer yesterday, I will smack 'im up." And he did. Then they fucking lol'd when they saw francis' tattoos which resembled a gross pile of plastic wrappers that hold russian torpedoes. They told Francis, to sod off and they flew while eating apples which were grown by chuck norris. Then Francis promptly smacked Zoey's ass with his humongous penis. Then ninja hunter pounced old bill off the hospital onto a rhinoceros during mating season who's horn crushed his diaphragm, so Zoey healed him with a dongcopter. It was made entirely from crusty boomer bile. This attracted a horse covered with jesus juice which proceeded to munch on zoey's very large fingers. Later when they lid their spliff all over a box of orange mangoes. And then Louis Ate a burrito. Zoey had a three barreled minigun in her pants with a long scoped hunting rifle so she shot 8 million hippos which resembled infected as she rode A cross dressing and pink underwear wearing tank, which was unsurprisingly homosexual. Long, nice wet hotdogs were consumed, And Thrown At bilious bloated boomers. These boomers were godzilla like boomers that exploded over my half dead body that smells like fresh flowers. However, the blood smelled like cupcakes and then soaked Zoeys hair almost completely. Although, if Bill could hurry up with the first aid kit Zoey could eat like a hippo with tourettes disease swearing between mouthfuls and with Louis Onwards they marched towards their doom with the help of melee spamming and Louis brothers but then suddenly Barcak Obama came.

[Zorgy]

^^^^^^^^
Most epic fan fic ever. So glad I started the first one since this is the result
Can't wait for chapter two!

[Higgy531]

Okay since, it's a new chapter

They all died! (START OVER)

[linkmelee1993]

To start off a new chapter:

Setting: Airport, Terminal (Dead Air)

Bill grabbed shottie

[Higgy531]

and shot himself

[linkmelee1993]

while Louis nibbled

[Bloodshed269]

on a pipebomb

[linkmelee1993]

that 'sploded. Then

[YuriTMND]

Zoey fixed up

[nitro_hedgehog]

a wrecked hummer