Left 4 Dead 3 Word Story Thread (2)

[YuriTMND]

which crashed through

[nitro_hedgehog]

the elevator shaft

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

and broke the

[YuriTMND]

lift cable. Francis

[Skypn1333]

was under the

[SlainPwner666]

tank and boomer

[YuriTMND]

which wasn't a

[Skypn1333]

problem because of

[SlainPwner666]

noclip and zspawn

[YuriTMND]

. Louis, however, felt

[SlainPwner666]

like grabbin peelz

[Skypn1333]

From the cabinet.

[Steven831]

Louis gave them

[darkmessiah]

three little tambourines

[Steven831]

zombies felt like

[darkmessiah]

zombies felt like
kinda got outta the groove there, eh?

[YuriTMND]

three little tambourines

of which they

[Niob_thunder]

played the green(one)

[darkmessiah]

played the green(one)

nice.

And they sang

[DethPenguin]

into the night.

[YuriTMND]

Then Morning came

[Skypn1333]

and the survivors

[hYPE]

took their clothes

[darkmessiah]

off and rammed

[Skypn1333]

peels in their

[darkmessiah]

big gaping wet

[hYPE]

buckets. Zoey then

[darkmessiah]

started thinking about

[darkmessiah]

Yeah...

After that she

[InnSain]

locked this thread

[YuriTMND]

and contacted squerl.

[Skypn1333]

Only to find

[darkmessiah]

that it was

[Skypn1333]

unlockable because Louis

[YuriTMND]

had squerl's adminstaff

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

So, Frogopus had

[Skypn1333]

to make a

[nitro_hedgehog]

ban hammer for

[Icewolf]

Louis' Fried Chicken

[linkmelee1993]

so boomers laughed

[Skypn1333]

and ate with

[TheEpic0n3]

rusty kitchen utensiles

[Bloodshed269]

while looking at

[nitro_hedgehog]

the crashing 747

[Zorgy]

That frogopus was

[Damen]

controlling with a

[Skypn1333]

very large remote

[Zorgy]

. sterile boomers rescued

[Skypn1333]

an orphan from

[linkmelee1993]

the cannibal cafeteria

[Zorgy]

Where pedo bear

[Skypn1333]

slowly walked forward

[Dreaming A Reality]

,fired his lazoar

[Zorgy]

And hit children

[Bloodshed269]

in their little

[Zorgy]

Faces with lazorz

[Bloodshed269]

while starting a

[Niob_thunder]

food fight . after

[Bloodshed269]

the food fight

[Niob_thunder]

had occurred jimmy

[Skypn1333]

started to mutate

[holyfire4]

into a boomer

[Zorgy]

Who was sterile

[HunterPunter]

Because he was

[Bloodshed269]

an effin doctor

[YuriTMND]

that died. Smokers

[Higgy531]

need to quit

[Etheallmighty]

smoking, so they

[Higgy531]

chewed some Nicorette

The #1 stop smoking gum on the market!

[Necrocide]

while watching furry

[YuriTMND]

cats chew on

[Higgy531]

Zoey's large, left

[YuriTMND]

foot. She screamed

[Etheallmighty]

WTF!

(what, it's three words)

[TheEpic0n3]

while basting herself

[YuriTMND]

in an oven.

[HunterPunter]

Shegotout and putherclothesbackon


WOW how come this always happens whenever someone mentions Zoey?


Let's keep this clean okay?

[Niob_thunder]

while limboing under

[linkmelee1993]

a smoker's tongue

(no more sick jokes about Zoey, plz? It's getting tired)

[SA1NT]

was cut by

[Suman]

A rubber knife

[DIV007]

which she stuck

[UKMD Elmo]

into the smoker's

[Damen]

eye in rage

[Skypn1333]

and started running

[lambson804]

poppin teh peels!

[nitro_hedgehog]

and started running
towards the baggage

[leet_headcrab]

and it ate

[linkmelee1993]

her peelz. Then

[leet_headcrab]

she grabbed the

[linkmelee1993]

baggage and threw(it)

[Skypn1333]

it towards the

[linkmelee1993]

mini-tank, who squeaked (or roared, it's mini!)

[nitro_hedgehog]

in anger as

[Skypn1333]

Zoey started to

[Niob_thunder]

coke and rockcandy(it)

explosion??

[nitro_hedgehog]

.the mini-tank charged

don't you watch mythbusters?

[oroborous]

its AA batteries

[knighthawk17]

with a potato

[Higgy531]

and some gatorade
Powerade sucks!

[HunterPunter]

and a hunter foot

For luck, and btw what is the differance between gatorade and powerade?

[Higgy531]

. The batteries charged
UltraNeko said that powerade sucks. UltraNeko reviews games on Youtube.

[darkmessiah]

and a hunter foot
I'm sorry, this is 3 words.

[Higgy531]

with a potato


and killed itself

Here's a review of Left 4 Dead by Ultraneko if you want to watch it

[Higgy531]

I'm so smartical that I 4got the link. I wont bother

[Skypn1333]

Zoey rejoiced after

[Niob_thunder]

her gameboy worked

[YuriTMND]

and her Pokemon

[Skypn1333]

evolved after countless

[YuriTMND]

hours of grinding.

[Dreaming A Reality]

Its Super Effective

[YuriTMND]

when thrown at

[Dreaming A Reality]

babies that are

[YuriTMND]

clinging to boomers.

[Dreaming A Reality]

But the moral

[Skypn1333]

of the story

[Dreaming A Reality]

is that you

[Skypn1333]

can never trust

[YuriTMND]

Zoey for anything.

[nitro_hedgehog]

but you can

[YuriTMND]

trust Bill to

[Necrocide]

always trust Zoey.

[linkmelee1993]

(so anyways...)

Louis grabbed peelz

[Niob_thunder]

and txted while

[Skypn1333]

zombies broke through

[DethPenguin]

with poke mans.

[Niob_thunder]

named charizard and

[Zorgy]

Freddie Mercury the

[Niob_thunder]

friendly mouse button

[Zorgy]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaged because singing

[Skypn1333]

karaoke was not

[Zorgy]

His forte. He

[Niob_thunder]

forgot how (to)read

[Higgy531]

the instruction manual

[YuriTMND]

which Mario says

[linkmelee1993]

(needs to get back on topic)

boomers eat. So

[Higgy531]

Francis hates Left4Dead.
one word!

[Skypn1333]

Meanwhile, the witch

[linkmelee1993]

clawed at Francis

[Higgy531]

because he grabbed
don't say peels!

[linkmelee1993]

a hunter, threw

(there ya go; sorry, I gatta go for an hour or two, bitchy sister)

[Higgy531]

it in (a) fridge,

[linkmelee1993]

(and) threw (in) a pipe-bomb.

(Hunter: Grawl!
"Hunter!"
beep-beep!
SLAM!
Hunter: grawr...oh shit...
BOOM!)

[Higgy531]

Anyways, Louis changed

[YuriTMND]

his pants because

[Skypn1333]

they were covered

[linkmelee1993]

in hunter guts

[YuriTMND]

and boomer bile.

[linkmelee1993]

So Zoey took

[Higgy531]

in Bill's dream
Keep it clean!

[YuriTMND]

, however, Louis was

[linkmelee1993]

(oh sorry, just a smidge too late.. Xp)

shootin boomers, then

[Skypn1333]

fighting off a

[knighthawk17]

very short tank

[Higgy531]

Who opened (a) can
@knighthawk touche.

[Skypn1333]

of pork and

[linkmelee1993]

threw a (very randomly picked up out of a car???!!) rock

[YuriTMND]

and roared loudly.

[Higgy531]

Francis then vomited

[linkmelee1993]

Bill killed (the) others

[Higgy531]

in his nightmare
He should wake up b4 he's eaten

[linkmelee1993]

(it's always Bill's fault, though... He should have been smoker'd. Oh yeah, he's sleeping cause he's so damn old)

then punched Francis

(for puking on his boots)

[Skypn1333]

but Francis put

[Higgy531]

a yellow traffic-cone-of-death

[linkmelee1993]

on the mini-tank

[Skypn1333]

and died of

[linkmelee1993]

Bill yelling (at) francis.

(Bill is scary when he's mad... His neverending cigarrete burns out, oh noes!)

[Mooman77]

AIDS and the
EDIT: ARGH you beat meh..

[linkmelee1993]

(okay, Bill AND AIDS)

witch bitching (at) it.


(so it goes "died by Bill yelling at Francis, AIDS, and the witch bitching at it." There ya go. Everyone wins. YAY!

[Mooman77]

So then zoey

[linkmelee1993]

pops some peelz

[Mooman77]

which she found

[linkmelee1993]

in (the) witch's head.

[Higgy531]

So Louis said

[Mooman77]

"ITS BOOMER PIMP!"

[linkmelee1993]

then it sploded.

(sorry, I gatta gooooooooooooooooooo... :( ...)

[Higgy531]

covering francis with

[Mooman77]

lol to many edits

[Higgy531]

causing him to

[Mooman77]

Turn into (a) smoker.

[Higgy531]

But he's immune

[DeadlyPlatypus]

unlike necrocide who

[Steve Cloud]

I've noticed that you guys aren't following the rules of this thread, it has to be PG.

[Shrubberyjsc]

Yeah, I'm deleting some of these.

If you can't follow a thread's rules, don't post.

If you like to break rules you can just find a different site.

[linkmelee1993]

(thank you shrubs and steve)

START OVER!

So Bill said

[UKMD Elmo]

my cigarette's soggy!

[Suman]

But Louis said

(Hate to be noob but what does PG mean?)

[linkmelee1993]

"Guns!"then ran

(no wet stuff, nudity, or outrageous language. And stay on topic, basically.)

[UKMD Elmo]

TO DA CHOPPA!

[nitro_hedgehog]

but the pilot

i think they break the rules because it makes their E-penis bigger

[lambson804]

had an infection

[UKMD Elmo]

in his eyes

[SA1NT]

where a chimp

[Higgy531]

bit him (as a) child
Is it PG if we write something that could potentially be R, but it turns out not to be making it funny? e.g. Zoey's really big sense of pride

[linkmelee1993]

(nah, just pwn the loser who posts the R crap.)

so they crashed. (oh noes! dun dun DAAAAAH!

that's a cliffhanger, gentlemen! what happens next?!)

[Higgy531]

and Jesus cried

[linkmelee1993]

then (the) closet opened...

[Higgy531]

and Francis came out LOLOLO (kidding!)

revealing a train-station

[linkmelee1993]

then POOF! Survivors!

(yay magical closet)

[Higgy531]

A train arrived

[Necrocide]

and Zoey's tits

[Geoff Portnoy]

were quite irrelevant.

[linkmelee1993]

AND GETTING THIS THREAD LOCKED! COME ON GUYS! MAKE A RATED-R THREAD IF YOU WANT TO SAY THIS SHIT!


(from the train arriving)

they got on(it),

[Necrocide]

and ate hawtpokketz.

[linkmelee1993]

(can't ignore that, dammit)

The train started-moving,

[Necrocide]

Zoey was moody

[linkmelee1993]

(so) she shot infected.

(denied)

[Tyr]

...and then Necrocide.

[YuriTMND]

And Necrocide was on thin ice.

... and the roar

[Tyr]

...of Nerocide's empty skull...

(yeah yeah, four words, fuck you.)

[HunterPunter]

Bill and francis

I would think that good forumers could keep a clean tongue. PLEASE. I think we are all having fun with this thread, and it would be a shame for it to be locked.

[YuriTMND]

turned their heads

[HunterPunter]

to the sound

[Tyr]

You know I seriously think that a three word story is near intellegable, I'd suggest more a "sentance" story where everyone posts one sentance. Then you get an actual story rather than a disjointed string of words.

Actually forget it I just read a page back in the depths of this thread and cracked up so I guess I can't complain.

... charging batteries with a potato in the middle of a fight so she can play Pokemon on her gameboy... you can't make that stuff up.

[linkmelee1993]

*it's ok, Tyr, we forgive you ;)*

(flying out of the window as it exploded)

[off of Yuri]

of (the) incoming tank

[Necrocide]

EDIT: Gah, too late.

That was rapidly

[linkmelee1993]

ignore this post


d
o
ww
nnnnnn
hhhhh
eee
rr
e

[YuriTMND]

pounding its way

[linkmelee1993]

into the caboose
(haha, caboose)

[HunterPunter]

Tyr

You know I seriously think that a three word story is near intellegable, I'd suggest more a "sentance" story where everyone posts one sentance. Then you get an actual story rather than a disjointed string of words.

This story is supposed to be random, it is supposed to have many twists and turns, although I agree that maybe a thread with sentances wouldd be nice.

[Necrocide]

filled with drugs

[Tyr]

Yeah I get it H.P. - I take it back.

...like a deranged...

[linkmelee1993]

monkey. Then Bill

[Tyr]

decided that now

[linkmelee1993]

would (be a) good time


(meant to say to "run like hell, but won't fit. just put in random sentance.)

[Necrocide]

would (be a) good time
That's 5 words...
to stick together

[linkmelee1993]

(touche', but I wanted to get a point through; small words don't count.)

so they shot

[YuriTMND]

the door down

[Skypn1333]

with their massive

[HunterPunter]

Yah Tyr no problem


guns called lol


Edit: Fix'd

[linkmelee1993]

(HP what the hell? out of order? huh?)

umm... I'll go off of skypn's??? I think...



shotties. And then... (to HP's text)

[nitro_hedgehog]

for the love of god use ITALICS, also, QUOTE the person you are going off of. makes it SO much easier to read link

proceeded down the

[HunterPunter]

It's just an honest mistake, try not to flip.
escalator while trying

[SA1NT]

to bash the

[nitro_hedgehog]

boomer walking up

sorry, link just posts stuff very badly. i cannot stand poorly typed posts

[HunterPunter]

the pile of

[SA1NT]

bears that Francis

[Skypn1333]

mauled with his

[YuriTMND]

big burly arms.

[Skypn1333]

Louis seeing this,

[YuriTMND]

stared in awe

[SA1NT]

at a smurf

[Skypn1333]

crowning a witch

[nitro_hedgehog]

with a ruger-22

the weakest handgun for those who are not gun savy

[ftl]

and the witch
(woot first post)

[linkmelee1993]

sorry, link just posts stuff very badly. i cannot stand poorly typed posts


(sorry, I like to use parentheses. And I'm and internet noob, strike two.

cried then died.

[Necrocide]

And Zoey cried

[UKMD Elmo]

Because she'd lost

[Necrocide]

her virginity and

[UKMD Elmo]

her virginity and

/Sigh. I'd watch your step bro, linkmeelee made a good point about admins locking up if it don't stay PG....

lots of infected