Left 4 Dead 3 Word Story Thread (2)

[Necrocide]

/Sigh. I'd watch your step bro, linkmeelee made a good point about admins locking up if it don't stay PG....

lots of infected
Why would they lock it?
The site itself is PG-13.

found that she

[DethPenguin]

Rules

1. 3 words only, comments in italics
2. Lets try to kep this PG, ok guys? I dont want this to become more L4D fantasy pron..
3. L4D related

Thats why

had been exposed

[UKMD Elmo]

to rabid bees

[nitro_hedgehog]

so they ran

[SA1NT]

to the boomer

[Jacks Murderous Grin]

who felt sick

[Higgy531]

because he ate

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

a large cactus

[Higgy531]

made of sham-wows

[Necrocide]

that farted frisbees

[Higgy531]

. Francis shot it

[Necrocide]

and it turned

[Shrubberyjsc]

(woot first post)


Welcome to the forums, please read your PM from Squerl if you have not done so.

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[rinnr]

and it turned
into a goat

[Higgy531]

full of peels.

[Suman]

And the goat

[Higgy531]

turned into (a) witch

[Necrocide]

that had scabies

[rinnr]

. Then OG Louis

[Necrocide]

Ate a Banohnoh

[linkmelee1993]

(oh my god, shrubs is right. This thread is a is a epic smiley facepalm...)

and shot smokers.

[Higgy531]

then (the) plot stopped.

[linkmelee1993]

(it started again???)

Francis and Louis

[Necrocide]

both liked Cupcakes

[nitro_hedgehog]

filled with bacon

[Necrocide]

and extra cheese

[Higgy531]

So they destroyed

[Unknown666]

their best friends

[HunterPunter]

With an oversized

[Unknown666]

Monkey hand grenade

[Unknown666]

which blew up

[Higgy531]

in the barn.

[Unknown666]

of your doom

[Higgy531]

. Zoey melee'd (a) witch

[Unknown666]

then did rage

[Higgy531]

quit. Bill (was) sad

[SA1NT]

so he shot

[Higgy531]

Louis' peels. Eventually

[ftl]

Louis' peels Transformed

[Higgy531]

into Dr. Manhattan.

[linkmelee1993]

(wtf? really?)

and sploded. Zoey

[shadowstreak]

is the aim

[DethPenguin]

and goes in

[Unknown666]

to big room

[DethPenguin]

to big room

FAIL!

full of shooting.

[Unknown666]

Flying crazy hobos

[Necrocide]

took a piss

(wow this thread is OT)

[Unknown666]

on a tank

[Jesus123]

which turned into

[Unknown666]

a little ass

[Z2ato]

that ignites into

[the odd guy]

that ignites into

kinda hard to think of someting

the ninja boomer's

[binge]

pants and then

[meng]

zoey starts toeatboomerflab

[Higgy531]

and catches obesity.

Yes, I know you can't catch obesity!

[the odd guy]

bill gets scared,

[Higgy531]

and needs batteries

[the odd guy]

for his enormous

[nitro_hedgehog]

ancient pacemaker that

[Higgy531]

overdosed on vicodin.

[Unknown666]

Tank owns bill

[zombicidalmaniac]

then the tank

[Skypn1333]

decided to take

[zombicidalmaniac]

a hunter down-to-china-town

[Necrocide]

along with a lollipop

[zombicidalmaniac]

to meet a-boomer

[UKMD Elmo]

who liked to

[Unknown666]

eat santa for

[UKMD Elmo]

afternoon tea, which

[kidkiller745]

was very nice

[Unknown666]

then boomer exploded

[knighthawk17]

on hunter then

[ftl]

bill caught Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

ps. (longest word in english language, )
pss. (caused by breathing silica dust)
psss. (lol)

[knighthawk17]

but cured by

[the odd guy]

rabid witch fingernails

[UKMD Elmo]

served with creme-brulle

[nitro_hedgehog]

with boiling gravy

[linkmelee1993]

(W...T....F... really?)

and shot boomers.

[Necrocide]

filled with tartar-sauce

[rinnr]

. Then OG Louis

[darkmessiah]

<deleted>

[knighthawk17]

Then OG Louis
turned green from

[Necrocide]

eating buckets'o chickpeas

[Unknown666]

<This has been edited by a mod for not being PG, edit it to something more appropriate, please. >

[DeAdPeAcE]

Out of nowhere

[the odd guy]

a flaming hunter

[lambson804]

jumped from above

[YuriTMND]

and onto Francis

[Skypn1333]

who screamed like

[Higgy531]

(a) drunk Rachel Ray.

[DeAdPeAcE]

but to bad

[Higgy531]

-ly tuned orchestras.

[lambson804]

i just lul'd

[YuriTMND]

Meanwhile, Bill was

[Skypn1333]

contemplating on whether

[Higgy531]

he should tap

[Skypn1333]

dance to the

[YuriTMND]

screams of Francis,

[Higgy531]

(he) got tap shoes

[rinnr]

. Then OG Louis

[dustyD811]

was sexually assaulted

[rinnr]

by Beyonce Knowles.

[dustyD811]

then a tank

[Necrocide]

Sexually Assaulted Zoey

[dustyD811]

with his giant..

[Skypn1333]

teeth. Then Bill

Ok guys really? Sexually assaulted Zoey? Necrocide and Dusty are you just trying to get this locked? Why am I asking so many questions?

[Necrocide]

gave her bandaids

[dustyD811]

because teeth CHOMP!!!!!!!!

LOL not trying to get this locked, thought Sexual Assault would spice things up ;), and im sorry cant help you with you Question Asking Illness(QAI) lol

Moderator's Note: Oh really? I don't think sexual assault is PG. Don't do it again.

[Unknown666]

<removed>

[Necrocide]

And teeth chomps

[GamerKing]

down on her

[Necrocide]

<Removed by Mod. PG, guys, PG!>

[nitro_hedgehog]

adhere to the damn rules, this isn't middle school

. bill spotted a

[Skypn1333]

boomer in a

[nitro_hedgehog]

Kirov airship that

those are blimps in redalert 2&3 that have an unlimited supply of heavy explosives

[YuriTMND]

was going down

[Skypn1333]

so Bill decided

[Shrubberyjsc]

Awesome, you guys get another thread locked.

Great work.

/sarcasm