Left 4 Dead 3 Word Story Thread (2)

[HunterPunter]

Hey, Since the last one did so well, lets see if we can do it again, hmm?

Rules

1. 3 words only, comments in italics
2. Lets try to kep this PG, ok guys? I dont want this to become more L4D fantasy pron..
3. L4D related
Go!

[DethPenguin]

Left 4 Dead related? Correct?

So a helicopter

[Steve Cloud]

landed in Sydney

[HunterPunter]

with a load

[Grubster11]

of infected that

[DethPenguin]

curiously enough had

[docofthemist1337]

ak-47s and boomboxes

[DethPenguin]

. They started to

[Grubster11]

dance towards the

[HunterPunter]

explosive, purple duckling

[Grubster11]

pills. They took

[DangerWillRobinson]

off their pants

[Grubster11]

come on lets make it realted Danger...

,put them back

[docofthemist1337]

added the and jic

FIRED THEIR LAZORZ AND

[HunterPunter]

reloading! Piiilz here

[Grubster11]

said louis, when

[HunterPunter]

bill got a

[DethPenguin]

text message from

[Grubster11]

the tank saying:

[Scarneck]

saw a boomer

above person edited their post, still works i guess

[Grubster11]

yesterday, I will

[DethPenguin]

smack 'im up

[Grubster11]

. And he did.

[one of them]

Then they fucking

[DethPenguin]

lol'd when they

[Grubster11]

saw francis' tattoos

[DethPenguin]

which resembled a

[Grubster11]

gross pile of

[Xaos Falcon]

plastic wrappers that

[docofthemist1337]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rus sian+torpedo (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=russian+torpedo)
link



hold russian torpedoes

EDIT other guy beat me to comment

[DethPenguin]

. They told Francis,

[Steve Cloud]

to sod off

[docofthemist1337]

and they flew

[Jesus123]

while eating apples

[Anthony]

which were grown

[Jesus123]

by chuck norris

[Mooman77]

. ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!! then

[DethPenguin]

Francis promptly smacked

[one of them]

Zoey's ass with

[Jesus123]

his humongous penis

[DethPenguin]

Good to know people can read the rules.

[Mooman77]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!! then
fixed ^
. Then ninja hunter

[Jesus123]

Good to know people can read the rules.
LOL thats how I roll

Pounced old bill

[docofthemist1337]

off the hospital

[REDSHARK_]

onto a rhinocerous

[Scarneck]

during mating season

[DethPenguin]

who's horn crushed

[armored cow]

his diaphragm, so

[Scarneck]

Zoey healed him

[REDSHARK_]

cause hunterpunter got zorgy's thread removed

[armored cow]

cause hunterpunter got zorgy's thread removed
Fail!!! You're doin' it wrong!

[Shrubberyjsc]

Zoey healed him

with a dongcopter.

[REDSHARK_]

made entirely from

[DethPenguin]

made entirely from

crusty boomer bile.

[REDSHARK_]

This attracted a

[Zorgy]

hai u stol mah thred!!!1!1
A horse covered

[Anthony]

with jesus juice

[REDSHARK_]

hai u stol mah thred!!!1!1
A horse covered

yer im sorry about ur thread :(

with jesus juice

which proceeded to

[Anthony]

munch on zoey's

[DethPenguin]

L4D Porno Dodged!
very large fingers.

[Jesus123]

very large fingers.
Inside her couche

L4D Porno Attack!

[Scarneck]

very large fingers.
Later when they

[bluespherex]

Lid their spliff

[Anthony]

all over a box of orange mangoes

[Scarneck]

all over a box of orange mangoes
so much for 3 words, eh?

[Grubster11]

. ANd then Louis

[Motorcycle Jesus]

Ate a burrito

[blah]

. Zoey had a

[SlainPwner666]

three barreled minigun

[DTard]

in her pants

[blah]

with a long

[TehJanitorsMop]

scoped hunting rifle

[Grubster11]

so she shot

[Motorcycle Jesus]

8 million hippos

[Grubster11]

which resembled infected

[Infest0125]

as she rode

[SlainPwner666]

A cross dressing

[kissbullet]

and pink underwear

[Motorcycle Jesus]

wearing tank, which

[REDSHARK_]

was unsuprisingly homosexual

[blah]

. Long, nice wet

[DethPenguin]

hotdogs were consumed,

[Howler]

beaten to it damnit

bla bla bla

[Motorcycle Jesus]

And Thrown At

[DethPenguin]

bilous bloated boomers.

[Steve Cloud]

These boomers were

[HunterPunter]

cause hunterpunter got zorgy's thread removed
It was removed because multiple people asked for it, and It was becoming rediculusly(How do I spell that?) un-rated (if you know what am talking about)

[Howler]

These boomers were
godzilla like boomers

[darkmessiah]

that exploded over

[Howler]

my half dead

[lazkataz]

body that smells

[blah]

I love doing

[nitro_hedgehog]

I love doing
your supposed to CONTINUE off of the previous post, not make a new one idiot.t

body that smells

i'll continue of off this one

like fresh flowers

[SlainPwner666]

However, the blood

[apimon]

smelled like cupcakes

[SlainPwner666]

and then soaked

[apimon]

Zoeys hair almost

[SlainPwner666]

completely. Although, if

[apimon]

Bill could hurry

[nitro_hedgehog]

up with the

[SlainPwner666]

first aid kit

[apimon]

Zoey could eat

[TehJanitorsMop]

like a hippo

[SlainPwner666]

with tourettes disease

[TehJanitorsMop]

swearing between mouthfuls
EDIT:( uh oh, here comes the pr0n attack)

[apimon]

and with Louis

[TehJanitorsMop]

Phew, attack avoided
Onwards they marched

[SlainPwner666]

towards their doom

[apimon]

with the help

[TehJanitorsMop]

of melee spamming

[apimon]

and Louis brothers

[SlainPwner666]

but then suddenly

[apimon]

Barcak Obama came

[TehJanitorsMop]

with mispelt name

[apimon]

im so sorry

[TehJanitorsMop]

you shouldnt be

[apimon]

but Bill should

[TehJanitorsMop]

because he shot

[apimon]

Louis wife with

[TehJanitorsMop]

a boomers fart

[darkmessiah]

which caused a

[DethPenguin]

hunter on crack

[Neb]

to fap, then

[DethPenguin]

411 is too horny

[Neb]

411 is too

fixeD

awesome for the

[Jesus123]

awesome for the
The wetness dripping

[Grubster11]

from Bill's throat.

[Jesus123]

from Bill's throat.
To francis's big

[Grubster11]

automatic shotgun which

[Jesus123]

shoots out blanks

[Grubster11]

because of how

[Grubster11]

sorry double post, go with the last one

[Jesus123]

because of how
small his [blank]

Use your imagination

[Grubster11]

[blank]
big toe is

[Jesus123]

big toe is
which was inserted

[Grubster11]

into his pistol

[Keptron]

his own thing

[nitro_hedgehog]

did any of you take english? how do i continue off of "his own thing"?

[docofthemist1337]

this is going to hell in a handbasket really fast

[blah]

i think u start a new sentence?

[docofthemist1337]

back ot
into his pistol


which was jammed

[DethPenguin]

. He punched Jesus123

[Grieverlionhart]

And god smiled

[DethPenguin]

because L4D porno

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

is the cause

[DethPenguin]

of baby cancer.

[docofthemist1337]

and the gay agenda

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

that would totaly

[Scarneck]

ruin america's children

[SlainPwner666]

and basic primates

[docofthemist1337]

self-steem and innocence

[Scarneck]

and their libidos

[nitro_hedgehog]

and their brains

Left4Dead related remember?

[Scarneck]

Were eaten by

[Keptron]

the Infected spy

[Scarneck]

who was disguised

were going tf2 now?

[Keptron]

were going tf2 now?
No, there was spy in L4D, since it was based on real world

@Thread
as the terrorist

[docofthemist1337]

who got huntered

please help me pull it back on topic

[Scarneck]

And had his

[Keptron]

legs exploded up

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

by propain tank

[Neb]

that loves anti-socalism

[Scarneck]

Capitalist zombies crushed

[docofthemist1337]

bill like a tank

[REDSHARK_]

making him vote

[docofthemist1337]

no tank

obviously no one got the refference

[Neb]

making him vote

For president barak obama

[REDSHARK_]

cause bill is

[Scarneck]

now a democrat

[Grubster11]

instead ofa (yes one word) Republican

[Keptron]

but Zoey had

[nitro_hedgehog]

voted for oprah

[Mustacio]

with her fist

[SlainPwner666]

and then chuck

[DTard]

died of aids (AI Directors)

[Hemmer1]

After A Reach

[Hemmer1]

around, a smoker

[REDSHARK_]

watched left4head and

[zombicidalmaniac]

barfed uncontrollably and

[Anthony]

vigorously rubbed his

[zombicidalmaniac]

ass which itched

[Howler]

and blew up

[DTard]

all over Louis

[SlainPwner666]

and then zoey

[DTard]

ate the smoker

[SlainPwner666]

which then ate

[DTard]

her right hand

[zombicidalmaniac]

as she ate

[Howler]

the remains of

[DTard]

the smoker again

[kissbullet]

and the tank

[Howler]

. Then she went

[SlainPwner666]

cccccombo breaker!!!!!!!!!
to the dairy

[zombicidalmaniac]

to get a

[SlainPwner666]

bucket of CCCCCCHHHHHHHEEESSSSSEEEEEEEE

[zombicidalmaniac]

which was very

[Howler]

smelly but a

[DTard]

smoker ate her

[Howler]

and the CCCCCCHHHHHHHEEESSSSSEEEEEEEE

[SlainPwner666]

was used as

[Howler]

a self defence

[Zorgy]

. a lonely kitchen

[apimon]

ate the chesse

[nitro_hedgehog]

along with louis

[Howler]

and a bazaooka

[DTard]

up your arsenal

[Funky Biscuits]

in you arsenal

[R26]

Our heroes continued...

[Howler]

against chelsea, bill

[Zorgy]

Ate kirsty gallagher

[Funky Biscuits]

Ankles or GTFO

[Mooman77]

Said ninjahunter as

[DTard]

he stuck a

[Grubster11]

fish inside of

[darkmessiah]

thingermajoogle up his

[yourbadmega]

fish inside of
the hunters mouth

[DTard]

along with his

[Infest0125]

Important carry ons

[DTard]

which held illegal

[Infest0125]

yet incredibly fashionable

[DTard]

pickled onion suits

[Infest0125]

Ninjahunter loves jawbreakers

[DTard]

breaks his jaw

[LordTommy]

with orgasmic pleasure

[blah]

and shoves his

[Grubster11]

gun up his

[DTard]

awesome cars muffler

[Shrubberyjsc]

which has a

[DTard]

giant hole on

[Shrubberyjsc]

the end and

[docofthemist1337]

emits ninja smokers

[DTard]

with super speed

[nitro_hedgehog]

whom francis hates

[Shrubberyjsc]

except when they

[nitro_hedgehog]

make boomer pie

[Jesus123]

also zoey's pie

[Grubster11]

tastes the best

[REDSHARK_]

cause it's made

[Shrubberyjsc]

from super toasters.

[Doucheinabag]

and chinese poop

[Pyton]

plus some love

[REDSHARK_]

but louis wanted

[Howler]

some lovely deagles

[SlainPwner666]

and some fried

[Howler]

zombies, zoey wanted

[Niob_thunder]

to fly like

[SlainPwner666]

a free hippo

[Howler]

then went crack

[Niob_thunder]

and became tank

[Bill_the_nonchalant]

hunter, killing all