Epic Fail At Left 4 Dead Tips

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http://g4tv.com/xplay/cheats/36527/Pro-Tips-with-T squared-Left-4-Dead-Survivors.html (http://g4tv.com/xplay/cheats/36527/Pro-Tips-with-Tsquared-Left-4-Dead-Survivors.html)

Some guy "atttempts" to give you "expert tips" on Left 4 dead. Such as close doors behind you! and to reload always... Like we never knew that! Also, Healing in the safe room doesn't give you points, you should be covering for your team mates by shooting the zombies. Also, that makes you vulnerable to hunters, smokers!

[LefTx4xDeaD]

EEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCC CCCCC FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Infest0125]

I love how he is giving us "Pro tips", yet he manages to run out of Uzi ammo upon reaching the streets outside the apartments...

[GreenTrafficCone]

He should stick to Halo tips, there is nothing here that you wouldn't learn after playing L4D for an afternoon. Except the last one, total farce.

[SlainPwner666]

The one tip that I found actually helpful is the first one. Other then that, there really isnt anything "Pro" about anything

[docofthemist1337]

I AMZ LEADER

[docofthemist1337]

wait he said close then heal yet he didnt close the safe room door

[Z4N3]

It's just marketing bull for Tsquared, obviously..

[lawlhat]

Even I know that healing doesnt give you a higher bonus... Oh wait I am actually good.

[The Lorax]

Me thinks someone doesn't know how the scoring actually works.

The rest of the stuff seems basic, but I'm still surprised by how many people don't understand that crouching is a good idea when in front.

[awdrgy123]

he acts so badass... fail

[BaldingSteve]

Man his casual attire and demeanor really allowed me to connect with him on a personal level so that I can learn how to do things that are FUCKING WRONG!

I loved the comments too:
"u wanna position yourself in front of a wall that has another wall right behind u. now jump twords the wall in front of you. now do a 180.. once your back is to the wall that was infront of u.. jump again. now repeat... you can now scale the highest mountains. now get up there and jump down on the nubs"

These are really some pro tips for some autistic child with severe A.D.D problems.

[PSOLaguna]

Lol hes such a tool.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/24/128799449404852266.jpg (http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/24/128799449404852266.jpg)

[TehJanitorsMop]

Just a question. Does meleeing actually speed up the reload, because i notice no difference. What a crap video, thats the stuff your mate will say the first time you play it, and even then you know you wouldve done it anyway.

[The Lorax]

Does meleeing actually speed up the reload

Nope. It's probably a good idea to do so anyway, but it doesn't actually speed anything up. And I'm pretty sure that switching weapons in the middle of a reload doesn't do crap either.

[templar273]

Does meleeing actually speed up the reload, because i notice no difference.
Thats cause there is no difference. It's only good if you got an infected in your face and your using an uzi/pistol cause it's magazine fed and takes a while to reload in comparison to the shotgun...

In short-the guy (tsquared) is stating the obvious on 90% of the things he said (ie have a leader who knows the map and a guy that closes the doors behind you, taking a knee, etc.). Waste of money for production if you ask me...Yet look how many people have watched it now -.-

[Kisho]

And I'm pretty sure that switching weapons in the middle of a reload doesn't do crap either.

It totally does. It stops the reload from completing, so you have to go through the whole animation again afterwards. Useful I suppose if you're getting pummeled, and you don't want to wait for one gun to reload before continuing to fire, but other than that, just a waste of time.

[Howler]

What a lovely job, closing doors behind you.

[TheRock]

Quoting: The Lorax
And I'm pretty sure that switching weapons in the middle of a reload doesn't do crap either.


It totally does. It stops the reload from completing, so you have to go through the whole animation again afterwards. Useful I suppose if you're getting pummeled, and you don't want to wait for one gun to reload before continuing to fire, but other than that, just a waste of time.

This video was made for you Kisho.
you can press the reload button and then start meleeing. There will be no reload animation, but you WILL reload. and in the same amount of time that you would if you stood there doing nothing.

[Mooman77]

lol at fail tips

[blah]

# Posted: Feb 24, 2009 13:46
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Quoting: Kisho

Quoting: The Lorax
And I'm pretty sure that switching weapons in the middle of a reload doesn't do crap either.


It totally does. It stops the reload from completing, so you have to go through the whole animation again afterwards. Useful I suppose if you're getting pummeled, and you don't want to wait for one gun to reload before continuing to fire, but other than that, just a waste of time.


This video was made for you Kisho.
you can press the reload button and then start meleeing. There will be no reload animation, but you WILL reload. and in the same amount of time that you would if you stood there doing nothing.

A little bit of fail for Kisho :)

[Frito]

This video was made for you Kisho.
you can press the reload button and then start meleeing. There will be no reload animation, but you WILL reload. and in the same amount of time that you would if you stood there doing nothing

He said SWITCHING weapons, not meleeing.

You and blah both failed there.

[InstantDeath]

Is it me or does it zoom in dramatically every 2 words he says.

The keys to playing a survivor in Left 4 Dead are: Speed *zooms into face* Communication *points at audience as it zooms in farther* and Teamwork *zooms in even farther as he does a cocky smile*

See an open door *zooms in* Close it! *points at screen again as it zooms in, again...*

[blackjack452]

no wonder it fails. its a halo pro. he should stick with what hes good at.

BTW this guys a dipshit. hes giving the "pro tips", and notice at about 2:19 everyone cares more about closing the damn door than saving zoey from the smoker!

[The Phantom Patriot]

hey look a smoker has grabbed zoey oh wait lets close the doors before saving her that makes perfect sense

[Milenkov]

I lol'd at the friendly fire bit... Shows what happens when you play an over-abundance of Halo.

[silverx2]

wait hold on. You can CLOSE doors?

[mshield]

wait hold on. You can CLOSE doors?

What's a door?

[Ridley]

THOSE TIPS ROCK!

[Plankie]

Why are you calling this "epic fail"? Sure, he pointed out some obvious things, but that doesn't make it "epic fail". And that video could make lots of people wanna buy the game! So stop hating.

[PSOLaguna]

Why are you calling this "epic fail"? Sure, he pointed out some obvious things, but that doesn't make it "epic fail". And that video could make lots of people wanna buy the game! So stop hating.

You sound like a fan boy. He may as well be called CapT-Obvious and not only that but the healing pro tip was wrong. The whole video made him show everyone what a tool he is.

[Grieverlionhart]

hope to god he means pro as in pro/con

[blackjack452]

hope to god he means pro as in pro/con
no he actualy thinks hes a "professional"

[Grieverlionhart]

no he actualy thinks hes a "professional"
I can't help but think someones dick is hard watching this show and also has the habit to throw his hand at you while talking, actually because of that I think this guy ragequits with a controller through his plasmascreen

[fpstay]

i love the camera angles in this video their amazing!!!

[Infest0125]

Why are you calling this "epic fail"? Sure, he pointed out some obvious things, but that doesn't make it "epic fail". And that video could make lots of people wanna buy the game! So stop hating.

First off, he was pointing out the blatantly obvious and he made a mistake calling X reload instead of action I think... Thats what I remember from watching the video a while ago.

Second, if people watching this video actually get L4D, you know how bad that will be? They will act so cocky and pro, when they just got the game and blame everyone else for their mess ups and bitch when you shut the door before they heal, even though just holding the medpack gives more health.

This video makes me so annoyed.

[Grieverlionhart]

They will act so cocky and pro
HOLY SHIT GUYS I CLOSED THIS DOOR WAIT A SEC COVER ME
*Finds a bad quality youtube video of Final Fantasy victory tune and shoves it in the mic* HELL YEAH!

hell no . . .

[PSOLaguna]

HOLY SHIT GUYS I CLOSED THIS DOOR WAIT A SEC COVER ME
*Finds a bad quality youtube video of Final Fantasy victory tune and shoves it in the mic* HELL YEAH!

I lold reminds me of the ring tone segment in Advent Children.

[DethPenguin]

He accidentally the whole tips.

[SlainPwner666]

Also, in the Cheat! segment of left 4 dead, instead of giving out codes, or useful tips, she points out exploits for the ass hats to use. Plus, in his infected segment, if that was in fact T squared playing, he is pathetic. I could own his ass. He cant arc a hunter to save his life, his boomer can't even hit the survivors with puke, and his smokers, while being ok, are really nothing special. Not to mention, he sucks ass as a tank

[crAziemutant]

even though just holding the medpack gives more health

wait, just holding the medpack can give health bonus in versus? sorry if this is a super noob question. cause i know it sure sounds like it. but to be on the same wagon as everyone else, yea, Tsquared has failed at pro tips.

[TehJanitorsMop]

OKay just managed to stop myself laughing. Just spoke to my school mates while play L4D versus with them. They aren't brilliant, but then one of them comes out with, you should melee when you reload 'cos it speeds it up. I lolled at him, then asked him if he'd watched Tsquared, answer=yes.

Needless to say, insults went flying that game.

[Elandriel]

Quoting: TheRock

# Posted: Feb 24, 2009 13:46
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Quoting: Kisho

Quoting: The Lorax
And I'm pretty sure that switching weapons in the middle of a reload doesn't do crap either.


It totally does. It stops the reload from completing, so you have to go through the whole animation again afterwards. Useful I suppose if you're getting pummeled, and you don't want to wait for one gun to reload before continuing to fire, but other than that, just a waste of time.


This video was made for you Kisho.
you can press the reload button and then start meleeing. There will be no reload animation, but you WILL reload. and in the same amount of time that you would if you stood there doing nothing.


A little bit of fail for Kisho :)


lol funny, break it down.

Lorax mentions switching weapons while reloading doesn't help you.

Kisho emphasizes this, and kind of repeats it, saying you will have to start reloading again.

The rock can´t read and fails to write something on the subject being discussed.


Blah qoutes the whole thing and is utterly oblivious to the first two posts.

I don't know, just thought it was funny.

[Evilives1]

hey u guys hes a real pro give him some credit!
FUNKIN RTard!!!

[Evilives1]

this guy is redonkulous

[Evilives1]

He is truly offensive to all 5 senses especially my sixth sense of locating yuppy fags who are "pro's" "reload, hey, reload it helps"- dude, two times,? suck on my meat sleet!

[UKMD Elmo]

Just watched it. I now feel educated. I wondered where I was going wrong making 8 shotgun shells lasting an entire map! I need to reload! Its so obvious!!!!

[leet_headcrab]

I'm a noob who give crappy tips, I don't even know why they call me a pro gamer. Well, I fail at life and I annoy a lot of people by giving obvious tips that should just be an instinct anyway.

At least Tsquared is truthful

[leet_headcrab]

Just watched it. I now feel educated. I wondered where I was going wrong making 8 shotgun shells lasting an entire map! I need to reload! Its so obvious!!!!

I know! Before watching that I didn't know that shooting your teammates is a bad idea! This guy sure is great at giving awesome tips!

[Infest0125]

wait, just holding the medpack can give health bonus in versus? sorry if this is a super noob question. cause i know it sure sounds like it. but to be on the same wagon as everyone else, yea, Tsquared has failed at pro tips.

Don't worry that isn't really considered a noob question.
Health packs give an 80 point health bonus when you have them at the end.
If you don't have one, I dunno what the maximum for the health bonus is, but usually just keeping the med pack gives more points.

[blackjack452]

I know! Before watching that I didn't know that shooting your teammates is a bad idea! This guy sure is great at giving awesome tips!
isnt he. i mean i didnt even know they had doors in this game until good ol' tsquared showed me!

[Stilettos]

SEE AN OPEN DOOR? CLOSE IT!!11

i like the way he talks and jerks his head around while making retarded hand gestures like a gangsta. so hip.

[smoresforbrawl]

Why are you calling this "epic fail"? Sure, he pointed out some obvious things, but that doesn't make it "epic fail". And that video could make lots of people wanna buy the game! So stop hating.


don't feed the http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp219/smoresforbrawl/troll.gif