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darksora2323
02-23-2009, 03:09 PM
Im 18 now
That means im no longer jailbait to all you pedos out there
look out ;D

...........heh

Obama Yo Momma
02-23-2009, 03:10 PM
OH HEY SORA A/S/-Oh hey man congrats on the birthday.

Shrubberyjsc
02-23-2009, 03:12 PM
Nice.

Happy B-day.

=)

DethPenguin
02-23-2009, 03:12 PM
Happy birthday.
One year closer to your death.

Bill_the_nonchalant
02-23-2009, 03:13 PM
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, happy bir- fuck it. Have a great birthday.

SlainPwner666
02-23-2009, 03:13 PM
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heres some cakes
http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/holidays/birthday/birthday-cake2.png (http://www.webweaver.nu/clipart/img/holidays/birthday/birthday-cake2.png)

DethPenguin
02-23-2009, 03:14 PM
CAKE LOVING HIPPIE!!!!!!!!!
Heres some cakes

Hurr hurr hurr.

SlainPwner666
02-23-2009, 03:16 PM
Boston Cream Pie is technically cakes, so I just made a mindfuck

darksora2323
02-23-2009, 03:19 PM
HUR HUR HURRRR
i came


TIME TO AUDIOSURF IT UP
SOMEONE AUDIOSURF IT WITH ME

Frito
02-23-2009, 03:23 PM
Yay! Now you can smoke and buy porno!

docofthemist1337
02-23-2009, 03:32 PM
heres a pie

*place pie image here*

Infest0125
02-23-2009, 03:34 PM
Yay Sora you can now legitimattely buy porn!

The Lorax
02-23-2009, 03:37 PM
Yay! I gots you a stripper.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/eagleye016/243318AFiE_w.jpg

No go have fun while the adults drink beer out back.

Tyr
02-23-2009, 03:38 PM
Happy Birthday man, if you were in a sensible country you could buy booze legally now. Too bad you're stuck in the United Sates of Never-give-a-guy-a-beer.

Happy Birthday anyway.

Hon3r
02-23-2009, 03:42 PM
Im 18 now
That means im no longer jailbait to all you pedos out there

Technically, if you come to Canada, you're ripe at the age of 16. ;)

(YES it's true, look it up fools.)

Infest0125
02-23-2009, 03:42 PM
Lorax......

Image.
Fucking.
Saved.

The Lorax
02-23-2009, 03:44 PM
Technically, if you come to Canada, you're ripe at the age of 16.

O_o Later guys, I'm going on a road trip.

Jesus123
02-23-2009, 03:48 PM
Well happy B-Day and hope you finally get laid lol

darksora2323
02-23-2009, 04:14 PM
I thought i had to be 21 to buy booze

shmarlos
02-23-2009, 04:22 PM
Happy Birthday!

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif (http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif)

wertan10
02-23-2009, 04:25 PM
your birthday signifiys the birth of another pedobear

darksora2323
02-23-2009, 04:29 PM
Yay Sora you can now legitimattely buy porn!

I would never buy porn......I get the "hook ups" used dvds lol

wertan10
02-23-2009, 04:30 PM
so does that mean that Im going to be one
or another one will be born??
BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Antman
02-23-2009, 05:39 PM
ah so it is your b'day lol. on my 18th i went to the pub. great night lol. im in aus. anywayy happy birthday. and no im not buying you mirrors edge.

Tyr
02-23-2009, 05:40 PM
I thought i had to be 21 to buy booze
Indeed sah, that's why I said if you were in a sensible country you could buy booze - US and it's stupid bloody legal drunkening age. Here's it's eighteen, Germany it's sixteen... Dammit Americans, get it right! 21 is far too old!

G_X
02-23-2009, 05:49 PM
Come chill with me at my local Chevy's restaurant. If it's someone's birthday, the whole party gets free ice cream. Also, you get a birthday sombrero and all the waiters sing the Mexican birthday song. Everybody wins! (except pedobear, obviously)

DethPenguin
02-23-2009, 05:52 PM
If it's someone's birthday, the whole party gets free ice cream.

"What do you want for your 18th birthday, son?"
"ICE CREAM!!!!!!!"

darksora2323
02-24-2009, 01:25 AM
Indeed sah, that's why I said if you were in a sensible country you could buy booze - US and it's stupid bloody legal drunkening age. Here's it's eighteen, Germany it's sixteen... Dammit Americans, get it right! 21 is far too old!

I WANT TO GET FUCKED UP lol
:( but I think i have to be the driver
and thats never good

PSOLaguna
02-24-2009, 01:49 AM
Youre best saving your munny and buying Star Ocean 4 :D

The Lorax
02-24-2009, 03:48 AM
I think i have to be the driver

You shouldn't be the one driving on your birthday! That's what friends and cheap prostitutes are for.

Everybody wins! (except pedobear, obviously)

Alas, it is a sad day for Pedobear kind when another young soul comes of legal age.

darksora2323
02-24-2009, 02:47 PM
You shouldn't be the one driving on your birthday! That's what friends and cheap prostitutes are for.

hrmmm What about FREE prostitutes

Infest0125
02-24-2009, 02:48 PM
hrmmm What about FREE prostitutes

That's called rape Sora.

darksora2323
02-24-2009, 02:51 PM
That's called rape Sora.
They told me its not rape if they enjoy it.

Bill_the_nonchalant
02-24-2009, 02:53 PM
So, did you get your Xbox?

darksora2323
02-24-2009, 02:59 PM
So, did you get your Xbox?

Im hopefully waiting for my friend to drop it off today

Bill_the_nonchalant
02-24-2009, 03:00 PM
If you want I can leave you my gamertag and we could play some L4D.

It's CriDFU if you're interested.

Infest0125
02-24-2009, 03:00 PM
Wait.... You're getting a 360????

Fatsuds
02-24-2009, 03:59 PM
YOu should get EVERQUEST II

dawg

and buy lots of salvia because you can now legally smoke it.

(jk dont do drugs)

one of them
02-24-2009, 06:34 PM
FUC-....

Nvm. I forgot what happened last time (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=3&topic=3974&page=0). :X

zombicidalmaniac
02-24-2009, 08:21 PM
happy late B-DAY!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!

http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq85/ISCAWorx/cake.gif

Nuttz
02-24-2009, 08:23 PM
Your birthday is about to be ruined!
http://dl8.glitter-graphics.net/pub/535/535188oh37fi1110.jpg (http://dl8.glitter-graphics.net/pub/535/535188oh37fi1110.jpg)

zombicidalmaniac
02-24-2009, 08:43 PM
Your birthday is about to be ruined!
lol

ZiggY
02-24-2009, 08:59 PM
Time to make a run to the Great White North and get a good liquor stash, eh?

black671
02-24-2009, 11:44 PM
my birthday is tomorrow, just throwin it out there

PSOLaguna
02-24-2009, 11:55 PM
my birthday is tomorrow, just throwin it out there


Make your own thread, bish! lol

Funky Biscuits
02-25-2009, 08:37 AM
Happy Birthday Sora, sorry Im late.
Good luck, 18 onwards is adulthood.

darksora2323
02-25-2009, 09:52 AM
Your birthday is about to be ruined!
I learned that when I was 8. :(

Grieverlionhart
02-25-2009, 10:22 AM
Happy Birthday man, if you were in a sensible country you could buy booze legally now. Too bad you're stuck in the United Sates of Never-give-a-guy-a-beer.
Army at 16 drink at 21, I still don't get some things in America haha

Funky Biscuits
02-25-2009, 10:28 AM
Allowed to shoot people before you can engage in sexual intercourse or drink alcoholic beverages.... sucks to be you.

Infest0125
02-25-2009, 10:33 AM
Im paying for it
but only like 100
with my birthday money............. :(

I jizzed, now you'll never be able to escape me!

All thats left is to get your phone number and E-mail....

darksora2323
02-25-2009, 12:38 PM
I jizzed, now you'll never be able to escape me!

All thats left is to get your phone number and E-mail....

ummmmmmmmmm no?

Infest0125
02-25-2009, 12:50 PM
Fine, then your gamertag?

PSOLaguna
02-25-2009, 01:02 PM
Fine, then your gamertag?

my gamertag will be
darksora2323


Lol...

darksora2323
02-25-2009, 04:02 PM
Quoting: Infest0125
Fine, then your gamertag?


Quoting: darksora2323
my gamertag will be
darksora2323


Lol...
yeahhh lol

so i guess Im getting a ps3 now???
Im real confused but I dont care.

Infest0125
02-25-2009, 04:15 PM
Get a 360.
It has L4D ^.^

black671
02-25-2009, 04:49 PM
11 more minutes until mah berfday

darksora2323
02-25-2009, 04:54 PM
11 more minutes until mah berfday
OOH MY GAWDDDD

black671
02-25-2009, 04:55 PM
5....

wertan10
02-25-2009, 04:56 PM
11 more minutes until mah berfday
:-) http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/73-sexy-birthday-pic.html (http://www.funny-games.biz/pictures/73-sexy-birthday-pic.html)

god I nearly threw up finding this :-(

black671
02-25-2009, 04:58 PM
:-) lol
edit because i suck at organizing things: ew

SlainPwner666
02-25-2009, 04:58 PM
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!!

wertan10
02-25-2009, 05:00 PM
edit because i suck at organizing things: ew
I saw the original................ you can't deny what you know is true

black671
02-25-2009, 05:00 PM
WOOOT

wertan10
02-25-2009, 05:01 PM
WOOOT
are you gonna have pie or cake?

black671
02-25-2009, 05:02 PM
you can't deny what you know is true

STFU its my berfday FAGGOT

black671
02-25-2009, 05:03 PM
are you gonna have pie or cake?

BOTH

wertan10
02-25-2009, 05:05 PM
cake loving commie...................(only 3 humans will get that joke( or that reference I just did)

SlainPwner666
02-25-2009, 05:07 PM
-_-

darksora2323
02-25-2009, 05:11 PM
STFU its my berfday FAGGOT

Lol im not sure why, but I keep loling at berfday

black671
02-25-2009, 05:14 PM
I keep loling at berfday

i've been as well lulz

wertan10
02-25-2009, 05:15 PM
berfday
one letter short of barfday http://www.zazzle.com/left_4_dead_boomer_tshirt-235269531422190557 (http://www.zazzle.com/left_4_dead_boomer_tshirt-235269531422190557)

black671
02-25-2009, 05:17 PM
one letter short of barfday boomer


http://travelkat.com/images/index%20photos/palm%20tree%20face.JPG (http://travelkat.com/images/index%20photos/palm%20tree%20face.JPG)

just no. its my berfday, not "random ad here day"

get it right, or get it tight. WHORE

wertan10
02-25-2009, 05:20 PM
random ad here day"
Hey! I was payed 1 interwebs to post thatWHORE
touchy


just so you know I couldn't find a good pic of a boomer

DethPenguin
02-25-2009, 05:23 PM
Uhm.
ANKLES OR GTFO!
Yeah!

black671
02-25-2009, 05:35 PM
ANKLES OR GTFO!
noice.

touchy
feely

darksora2323
02-25-2009, 05:46 PM
I reallly dont want this topic to get locked
so lets stay on topic please :D
what are you doing for your berfday black

black671
02-26-2009, 02:31 AM
what are you doing for your berfday black
im skipping school and playing some left 4 dead. GT is black671

GOTTA STOP THAT SHIT ZOEY, DONCHA KNOW ITS MAH BERFDAY???

black671
02-26-2009, 07:26 AM
URL (http://www.hetemeel.com/hahashow.php?headline=I%20heard%20it%20was%20a%20n iggers&text=BIRTHDAY%20TODAY?!)

Infest0125
02-26-2009, 08:57 AM
How old are you?
Whatcha fapping to?
How old are you, black?
Happy birthday to you!
http://www.happybirthdaypeter.com/userimages/stripper%20cake.jpg (http://www.happybirthdaypeter.com/userimages/stripper%20cake.jpg)

Shrubberyjsc
02-26-2009, 09:18 AM
Reminds me of Family Guy episode where he cuts the stripper cake.

XD

Infest0125
02-26-2009, 09:19 AM
Reminds me of Family Guy episode where he cuts the stripper cake.

Oh my god!

Coconut!

darksora2323
02-26-2009, 10:00 AM
Reminds me of Family Guy episode where he cuts the stripper cake.

Haha, we are going to the strip club this weekend.
w00t

black671
02-26-2009, 12:42 PM
How old are you?
Whatcha fapping to?
How old are you, black?
Happy birthday to you!

15
porn
15
thanks

Frito
02-26-2009, 12:45 PM
Haha, we are going to the strip club this weekend.
w00t

According to someone I know, the strippers all reek of BO from sweating.

black671
02-26-2009, 12:46 PM
btw, i got $40 and a bike. from my parents. it was the only shit i got today.....

my other famz are teh cheap, lulz

Infest0125
02-26-2009, 01:03 PM
I gave you a stripper in a cake!

Be grateful for what you got! Especially if it has a pair of tits and ankles!

black671
02-26-2009, 01:26 PM
pair of tits and ankles!

i need only the ankles.....

dispose of the rest of the body

Keptron
02-26-2009, 03:29 PM
Happy birthday ( I am not late, right? )

wertan10
02-26-2009, 03:37 PM
( I am not late, right? )
I am disapoint

darksora2323
02-26-2009, 04:13 PM
oh hey..
its still your birthday

wertan10
02-26-2009, 04:15 PM
oh hey..
its still your birthday
did you go to the strip club yet....... record the ankles I need to jam up my keyboard

darksora2323
02-26-2009, 04:31 PM
did you go to the strip club yet....... record the ankles I need to jam up my keyboard
Saturday hopefully

wertan10
02-26-2009, 04:32 PM
Saturday hopefully
send me kankles

darksora2323
02-26-2009, 05:09 PM
send me kankles
Oh god.....what is wrong with you people?? lol

oh look...its still your birthday here black
enjoy your last fap.

wertan10
02-26-2009, 05:24 PM
Oh god.....what is wrong with you people?? lol
well....... lets see, retardation, oldmanism, a.d.d, a.d.h.d................................. I could go on

darksora2323
03-20-2009, 12:40 PM
Hey guys...I finally got my 360

Darksora2323

mshield
03-20-2009, 01:22 PM
That means im no longer jailbait to all you pedos out there

My fission is mailed.

darkmessiah
03-20-2009, 01:25 PM
I'm pretty sure your fuck is ducked.

mshield
03-20-2009, 01:32 PM
I'm pretty sure your fuck is ducked.


No, but my cook is booked.

darkmessiah
03-20-2009, 01:33 PM
I think you got crabs.


Wait...

mshield
03-20-2009, 02:00 PM
I think you got crabs.
You think, therefore you have.

FaceGrater
03-20-2009, 02:04 PM
happy birfday?

darkmessiah
03-20-2009, 02:04 PM
You think, therefore you have.

That blew my mind... I think... I have... I think... I h- FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

mshield
03-20-2009, 02:05 PM
happy birfday?
It's somebody's birthday?







wat

FaceGrater
03-20-2009, 02:06 PM
It's somebody's birthday?


just go with it. I posted in the wrong thread. So in hopes of staying on topic i edited my post.

mshield
03-20-2009, 02:09 PM
So in hopes of staying on topic
Last time I checked this thread was about darkmessiah having crabs. I'll prove it, I just need to look up at the topic titl-

... oh.

HAPPY SMURFDAY. I heard the smurfette really wants to smurf your smurf. Smurfin.

darkmessiah
03-20-2009, 02:10 PM
I'm a bisexual with crabs now. Great. lol

mshield
03-20-2009, 02:13 PM
I'm a bisexual with crabs now.
Aren't we all?

darkmessiah
03-20-2009, 02:14 PM
It's starting to seem like that, how weird.

darksora2323
03-20-2009, 06:34 PM
what the helll???????

black671
03-20-2009, 07:15 PM
i lol'd

REDSHARK_
03-25-2009, 09:15 PM
A lot of people like announcing their birthday on this forum :/

LordBhorak
03-25-2009, 09:18 PM
Whoo! It's my birthday today!

Turning 27 now... so I'm no longer a jail... wait...

Tyr
03-25-2009, 09:29 PM
Happy 27th M'Lord.

Nuttz
03-25-2009, 09:35 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/star4ucker/birthdays.jpg (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/star4ucker/birthdays.jpg)

LordBhorak
03-25-2009, 10:38 PM
Happy 27th M'Lord.

Ty ty. Tomorrow I'll be going out to eat and drink. :D

My menu:
First I'll have some garlic-blue chees snails with white bread
As the main course, I'll have grilled bovine liver with bacon-cognac gravy and mashed potatoes.
Dessert will be cheese cake with strawberries and some champagne. :P

As a drink, I'll have whatever red wine the house recommends. And after I've eaten, I'll start pouring down some tequila slammers and such. :D

REDSHARK_
03-25-2009, 10:56 PM
I remembered ur birthday nuttz D:

I MAED U CAEK LULZ!

http://cakecraftshoppe.com/CUSTOMER%20CAKE%20PICS/jamie_bales_cake.jpg (http://cakecraftshoppe.com/CUSTOMER%20CAKE%20PICS/jamie_bales_cake.jpg)

Edit: oh goodness i forgot to say happy birthday to sora :)
and u lord =D

Nuttz
03-25-2009, 11:15 PM
MAI FAVOURITE!

But it's not actually mah birfday, I justed wanted to be popular :(

/cry in corner.

Nemesis_vs_Leon
03-26-2009, 12:32 AM
It's my birthday!

5 months from now.

JustAnotherRainDog
03-26-2009, 12:45 AM
the kid in my basement wants candles with his cake.
but fatty would just eat the wax.

...i mean happy birthday :D

linkmelee1993
03-26-2009, 05:54 AM
My fission is mailed.

Epic MGS shit rit thar.

Oh, very LATE happy b-day.

SlainPwner666
03-26-2009, 06:01 AM
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I baked you a cake on your real birthday, when are you gonna come around and pick it up?

DethPenguin
03-26-2009, 06:08 AM
when are you gonna come around and pick it up?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wnmC2Fejdv4/ST9ukN8bGmI/AAAAAAAAAAc/G2eY0GJEzxY/s1600/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

SlainPwner666
03-26-2009, 06:10 AM
Im in ur compz, sappin ur picturz

Claudia
03-26-2009, 06:32 AM
I got 3 more years before Im NOT pedo bait. D:
I MUST MAKE MY CHILDHOOD LAST! *does nothing*
Happy 18's.
xD

SlainPwner666
03-26-2009, 06:39 AM
NOT YET OF LEGAL AGE?????
PEDO GROUP, ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
[I kid, I kid]

Claudia
03-26-2009, 06:43 AM
NOT YET OF LEGAL AGE?????
PEDO GROUP, ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
[I kid, I kid]
Cant rape the willing ANYWAY a~hurr.
/cake

SlainPwner666
03-26-2009, 06:59 AM
hmmm.
NO, BAD MARK!!!!!!!! YOUR MARRIED!!!!!!!!

[Pops a peel]
Ahem. Nice to meet you.
OT: So, man, this cake it gonna get stale ifya just abandon it!

DethPenguin
03-26-2009, 07:00 AM
NO, BAD MARK!!!!!!!! YOUR MARRIED!!!!!!!!

No I'm not.
HURR DURR