A tale of Assholes on ZM (zombie master)

[darksora2323]

Ok so some of you know that I finally got CSS yesterday. And I dl the mod ZM, so i can see how it is and stuff. And you how your first impression is always what gives you an idea of how it is? Well I joined a game called anslym or something like that (its supposed to me like a jail right?) Well after joining I followed the other people, and did the basics of picking up ammo and guns and stuff like that. Anyway after we where done with that these two assholes started to block the way and said that "if we dont get a gun you dont leave". I was like WTF this is my first time playing and this is how it is? Man this is gay. There names where Optimus Prime and Starscream. So then one of them asked me to give them a gun heres how it went:
Optimus Prime: Hey you umm darksora give me that rifle ammo behind you and well let you go free.
ME: this one right here? right here? *throws at wall* FUCK OFF
Optimus Prime: well if you dont give us the ammo then no one leaves
Other players: well we can go afk also, and when the zombies spawn then your dead.
Optimus Prime: well until they spawn you guys arnt going anywhere.
ME: okay okay fine. You want this ammo right here right? *picks up, throws behind them* now you go get it you dicks
Starscream: ok optimus watch them I'll go get it
Optimus Prime: okay
At this point the people who where with me where afk so I couldnt get out even if I wanted to.
ME: MOVE DUDES THERE GONE
And they didnt move at all
so the ZM spawnd some banshess or what ever those running zombies are called.
and they killed most of the people so it was just me and those two dicks and one other guy left. It goes without saying we died.
*Next Round Starts*
Optimus Prime: you know the drill
But this time I was behind them, so i went to go pick up a barrel and was going to throw it at them at shoot it, BUT some DICK shot it before it even hit them, and i was like WTF. so then i just picked up a shot gun and waited for the zombies to spawn.
*Spawns*
ME: so you guys want to move or what? cause if not your dead.
Optimus Prime: we can handle it
ME: O RLY?
*spawns hulks*
ME: BYE
everyone died but it was funny seeing them battle the hulks

so anyways the morale of this story is, dont fuck with the autobots
no but seriously ZM have some serious assholes

[Plankie]

I have never seen players like that... Pricks. I haven't played this game for a while though. Why didn't you just join another server?

[Asura]

Lol, you had bad luck.

[Punisher 36O]

yeah that sounds shit man, online games can be ruined by stupid dicks like that!

[darksora2323]

I have never seen players like that... Pricks. I haven't played this game for a while though. Why didn't you just join another server?

i was doing other things while waiting for them to move, plus i wanted to see what they would do when the zombies came.
I also was eating and was thinking about runing fraps, so i can report them or just put it up on youtube.

[asu]

Friendly fire was off I guess? Because I would have killed those bastards!!

[Stupoider]

You sounded like one of those pricks. Advise in the future = Go to a different server.

[darksora2323]

You sounded like one of those pricks.
Me? how

[Teknobry]

bwhahahaha, that was me :D

[darksora2323]

bwhahahaha, that was me :D

*deep voice announcer*
YOU DICK

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8516~Admitting-You-re-an-Asshole-Posters.jpg (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/8516~Admitting-You-re-an-Asshole-Posters.jpg)

anyways does anyone wants to play later on tonight or in about an hour

[iRelentless]

Is that the map where you start in a cell, and then you have to blow a chain link door with barrels?

I met a couple of assholes on that map once, they trapped me in the cell. So my mate who was playing zm spawned some hulks and somehow I got out, and the hulks trapped them in. lol.

anyways does anyone wants to play later on tonight or in about an hour
I wish I could, but apparently valve time also refers to steam support in some cases. :'(
Maybe next week...

[darksora2323]

I wish I could, but apparently valve time also refers to steam support in some cases. :'(
Maybe next week...
awww your steam still isnt working dude? that sucks man
i start school next monday so i wont be playing until weekends

[Deek]

I'll d/l zombie master at some point in the near future, get me a taste o' that.

[QuotidianTemerity]

I wish I could, but apparently valve time also refers to steam support in some cases. :'(
Maybe next week...

The guy who hijacked your account had the temerity to actually create a new Steam profile. I'm sure you're already aware of it.

[Teknobry]

Darksora, did you get the free weekend trial I got for you?

[jaydig]

Dont give up on ZM Darksora! We need good players to balance out the jackasses.

[dontleave]

ZM is pretty crappy anyway... I'll wait a year or two to ever expect anything more than what happened to you... I do it also, its hard to take such an unserious game seriously... its funny. You'll get used to it...

[darksora2323]

Darksora, did you get the free weekend trial I got for you?

yea thanks man

[iRelentless]

Yeah, ZM can be pretty crappy at times. But the nature of the game makes it perfect for messing around with 5 friends, or a server with no jackasses.

OFF-TOPIC:
The guy who hijacked your account had the temerity to actually create a new Steam profile. I'm sure you're already aware of it.
More ignorance than temerity, if indeed you're referring to the other three "[TKC] - Smiley"s in the friends list of the only friend linked to my account. I pointed that out on Friday, so perhaps they will be perma-disabled, as per the gist of this (http://support.steampowered.com/cgi-bin/steampowered.cfg/php/enduser/std_adp.php?p_faqid=368). (unless they belong to other people, who manage to get them back via. steam support, blah blah blah, etcetera.)

[Rannos]

*Return to topic* Interesting story. Yes, there are loads of assholes on the mod and I think the main reason for this is the lack of ANY option to get rid of 'em. Aside from praying for Admin intervention.

[KashMunni]

lol ur gonna be geting that a lot.. its just another part of css and other online games

[Big_Bubbaloola]

Christ I hope that doesn't happen in L4D!

[TheBump]

Christ I hope that doesn't happen in L4D!

It sorta will, and you know it. That's why I hope we will have the server/player filtering discussed here:
http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?actio n=vthread&forum=2&topic=999 (http://www.left4dead411.com/forums/index.php?action=vthread&forum=2&topic=999)

[Deek]

I played a few rounds of ZM last night, and I think it's a lot of fun ............. IF you are lucky enough to find a decent server w/ a mature playerbase.

I think it would be interesting to start an 411 Zombie Master server (passworded). I realize a lot of people crap on ZM, but I think with 4-5 survivors from the forums (too many is teh suck), plus a 411 ZM, it *could* be hella fun.
It sorta will, and you know it.
... as long as there's a decent vote kick, I'll be happy.

[Kenny]

The thing is, they get in your way.. hmm, what's that? Is that.. a horde of infected coming from behind them? Is it? Oh.. why yes it is. Well, I guess I'll just "counter-block" him, whilst him screaming for help.

.. or you could just hit him out of the way with the stock butt, or TK him if he is a total douche.

[Deek]

Yeah, that's my biggest beef with ZM. Once you exceed 4-5 survivors, it gets a LITTLE crowded. In a perfect world, ZM servers would feature a relatively low max player cap. 6, including the ZM. Something like that.

[g0dlike]

Your best bet for a ZM server that lacks assholes is "Taaaaaasty Brains!!!" and it has some odds and ends on the name, FastDL and so on. Just don't join the server with FF on, that's the asshole server.

I'm on it most of the non-FF server of "Taaaaaasty Brains" as "Wesker", so feel free to scream at me. I'm the guy that doesn't die... Because I get all tactical and lulz about it.

[dontleave]

Rofl... You can't block in L4D...

[Deek]

Your best bet for a ZM server that lacks assholes is "Taaaaaasty Brains!!!" and it has some odds and ends on the name, FastDL and so on. Just don't join the server with FF on, that's the asshole server.
I'll see what the latency is like. If it's all good, maybe we'll run into each other.

[Stupoider]

Me? how

Well, let's see..

ME: this one right here? right here? *throws at wall* FUCK OFF

ME: okay okay fine. You want this ammo right here right? *picks up, throws behind them* now you go get it you dicks

ME: O RLY?

so i went to go pick up a barrel and was going to throw it at them at shoot it

Whereas you could have just left the server for one with better people =/

[dontleave]

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